1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:43,517 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 4 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:52,586 -DEBENTURE DIVISION CRIME SCENE, BRAVO 6-1-4-0-1. 5 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,862 FIRST RESPONDERS FROM SURVIVOR REPORT -- 6 00:00:55,896 --> 00:01:00,965 TWO-STORY PRIVATE RESIDENCE, 5902 BALTANA, VAN NUYS. 7 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,068 NO EXTERIOR LIGHTS. 8 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:07,586 [ RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES ] 9 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,344 RESIDENCE FRONT DOOR UNSECURED. 10 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:21,827 MALE VICTIM, 40s, PREMISES KITCHEN. 11 00:01:21,862 --> 00:01:23,275 EAST SIDE, FIRST STORY. 12 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:26,448 MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO THE BACK, SMALL CALIBER. 13 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:37,172 VICTIM TWO -- MALE, 30s, SOUTH-SIDE PREMISES, HALLWAY. 14 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:39,379 SINGLE GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE BACK. 15 00:01:40,724 --> 00:01:43,000 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 16 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,413 VICTIM THREE -- 17 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:53,517 FEMALE, 30s, BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD. 18 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:56,344 IS SHE BREATHING? 19 00:01:56,379 --> 00:01:58,379 -YEAH, GET US A BUS. 20 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:00,517 [ RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES ] 21 00:02:06,448 --> 00:02:08,379 -ANOTHER ONE. 22 00:02:08,413 --> 00:02:10,551 VICTIM FOUR -- FEMALE, 20s, 23 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:13,034 SOUTHEAST LAWN, REAR OF PREMISES, 24 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:15,931 SINGLE GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE BACK. 25 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,000 JESUS. 26 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:25,172 [ DOG BARKING ] 27 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:40,689 -TEXTING A FRIEND? 28 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,931 -YEAH. 29 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:45,379 -IS IT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 30 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:47,068 -YEAH. 31 00:02:47,103 --> 00:02:49,965 -DOES HE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE OUT DOING? 32 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,241 -[ CHUCKLES ] 33 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:52,586 YEAH. 34 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,827 -WHAT'S THAT? 35 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:57,068 -I'M GONNA GET FUCKED. 36 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,241 -WHAT ELSE? 37 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:02,172 -I'M GONNA SUCK A DICK... 38 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:04,413 MAYBE TWO DICKS. 39 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:07,068 -I THINK WE CAN ARRANGE THAT. 40 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,551 -AND I'M GONNA SWALLOW SOME CUM. [ CHUCKLES ] 41 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:12,448 -AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 42 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:14,620 -UM...I... 43 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,517 -I MEAN... 44 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:19,862 YOU KNOW WHAT OUR WEBSITE IS ABOUT -- RIGHT? -- 45 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:22,620 WHAT MAKES US...SPECIAL. 46 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:24,206 [ HANDCUFFS CLINKING ] 47 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:29,655 -[ GROANING ] 48 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,206 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 49 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:42,689 -THAT MUST BE ASHLEY. 50 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,034 -SHE'S EARLY. 51 00:03:44,068 --> 00:03:45,517 -SHOULD WE JUST WING IT? 52 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:46,793 -YOU THINK SHE'S COOL? 53 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,827 -[ SCREAMS ] 54 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:48,931 -SHUT THE FUCK UP! 55 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:50,068 -[ SOBS ] 56 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:58,517 -HI, THERE. 57 00:03:58,551 --> 00:04:00,862 -HI. I'M ASHLEY SAINT. 58 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:02,655 -DEVIN. 59 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:04,068 -DEVIN. 60 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:06,931 I WOULD REALLY RATHER DO MY PAPERWORK BEFORE WE FILM ME, 61 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:08,379 SO CAN YOU TURN THIS OFF? 62 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,965 -UH, WE USE EVERYTHING AS PART OF THE SHOW. 63 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,517 -OKAY, WELL, WE CAN GO BACK AND STAGE IT LATER. 64 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:15,448 IT'S NOT HARD. 65 00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:19,379 TURN THE FUCKER OFF OR I'M NOT SIGNING ANYTHING. 66 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:23,931 THANK YOU. 67 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,448 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 68 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:37,862 -DO YOU WANT SOME WATER OR...COFFEE? 69 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:40,034 -ANYTHING? -I'M -- I'M FINE. THANKS. 70 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:47,379 [ SCOFFS LIGHTLY ] 71 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,241 -[ MOANS ] 72 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,517 -WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 73 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,172 -SIT DOWN. 74 00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:05,413 WE'RE -- WE'RE SHOOTING IN THERE. 75 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:20,275 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 76 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:22,862 -CAN WE FINISH THIS SCENE? 77 00:05:22,896 --> 00:05:25,103 -GO FOR IT. 78 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:26,586 OKAY, ON FRAME. GO. 79 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:29,310 -[ MOANING ] 80 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:36,068 -WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! 81 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,448 TURN OFF THE CAMERA! 82 00:05:37,482 --> 00:05:38,827 -HEY, IT'S COOL! 83 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,896 -OKAY, NO, I DO NOT DO THIS SICK RAPE SHIT. 84 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,827 -JESUS. RELAX. IT'S COOL! 85 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,724 -OKAY, THEN WHY'D SHE SCREAM? 86 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,655 -I STEPPED ON HER ANKLE, OKAY? 87 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:48,034 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 88 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:50,586 -HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. GET OUT OF HERE. 89 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,034 YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! 90 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,689 -ALL RIGHT, DUDE. LET'S ROLL. 91 00:05:54,724 --> 00:05:57,862 -YOU GUYS TRY ANYTHING, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP. 92 00:05:57,896 --> 00:05:59,310 [ SIGHS ] 93 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:06,034 -NO, IT'S OKAY. 94 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:07,206 HE REALLY DID STEP ON MY ANKLE. 95 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,862 -YEAH. YOU'RE CASEY, RIGHT? 96 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,689 LOOK, I KNOW THESE GUYS. 97 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:14,206 THEY RAPED A FRIEND OF MINE. THEY'RE BAD GUYS. 98 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,965 -IT'S JUST A JOB. 99 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,689 -[ Sighing ] OH, SWEETIE. 100 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:19,034 UGH. 101 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:21,448 GET IN HERE. UNTIE HER. 102 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,689 -YOU UNTIE HER. 103 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:25,517 -NO, I AM NOT TAKING MY EYES OFF OF YOU. 104 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,724 UNTIE HER. 105 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:28,137 -THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED. 106 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:30,931 -MAN, WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER BITCH BAD-MOUTHING US. 107 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:33,000 FUCKING BITCHES ARE A DIME A DOZEN. 108 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:39,620 -I TOLD YOU, DON'T FILM ME. 109 00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:41,931 -WHY NOT? -BECAUSE I SAID SO. 110 00:06:41,965 --> 00:06:43,137 WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES? 111 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:44,758 -DOWN THE HALL. 112 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:47,517 -HEY, CASE, I THINK YOU SHOULD WAIT HERE. 113 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:49,827 -JUST GETTING MY SHIT. 114 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:53,793 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 115 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,517 YOU BETTER SHUT THAT OFF. 116 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:56,827 -IT'S MY PLACE. IT'S MY CAMERA. 117 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,206 I CAN FILM WITH IT WHAT I WANT. 118 00:06:58,241 --> 00:06:59,965 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WALKED IN HERE AND FUCKED UP OUR BUSINESS. 119 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,068 WE SHOULD SUE YOU. 120 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,172 -FUCK YOU. CASEY?! 121 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:04,275 -HEY, SHE'S GOT A RIGHT TO EARN A LIVING. 122 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,896 WHAT ARE YOU? SOME HOLIER-THAN-THOU FUCKING WHORE? 123 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:08,172 -HEY, CASEY! 124 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:09,379 -RELAX! 125 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:11,931 RELAX, ALL RIGHT? THEY'RE COMING. 126 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:17,655 -GET OUT OF MY WAY. 127 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:20,862 -YOU SPRAY THAT SHIT ON ME, I'LL FUCK YOU UP. 128 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,137 -CASEY. 129 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:38,206 AAH! NO! LET GO OF ME! 130 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:41,103 LET GO OF ME! AAH! AAH! 131 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:44,793 NO! OW! 132 00:07:44,827 --> 00:07:48,103 [ CRYING ] 133 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:50,655 OW! OW! OW! LET GO! 134 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:55,448 [ SCREAMING ] OW! LET GO! 135 00:07:55,482 --> 00:07:57,482 NO! OW! OW! OKAY, STOP! 136 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:59,310 -SHUT UP! 137 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:01,172 -STOP. THAT IS MY BUTTHOLE. 138 00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:05,068 -[ Laughing ] SHIT. SORRY. SORRY. SO SORRY. 139 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:08,586 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 140 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,586 -FUCK! 141 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,034 -OUR STAR, GENTLEMEN... 142 00:08:12,068 --> 00:08:13,517 -[ LAUGHS ] 143 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:14,931 -...ASHLEY SAINT. 144 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:18,137 LET'S GIVE HER A BIG HAND. THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY NICE. 145 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:21,344 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S LUNCH, ALL RIGHT? 146 00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:22,793 -[ Laughing ] GET OFF OF ME. 147 00:08:22,827 --> 00:08:24,000 -ASH. 148 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:25,517 -[ MOANS ] 149 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:28,172 -THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 150 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:29,896 -[ LAUGHS ] 151 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,551 -GREAT RAPE. 152 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:33,862 [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,034 -THIS LENS IS FILTHY. 154 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:37,413 HEY, DO WHAT YOU JUST DID. 155 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:39,448 -OKAY, GO BACK OUT AND COME BACK IN? 156 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:40,517 -YEAH, BUT FROM OVER THERE. 157 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,206 -OKAY. OH, OVER THERE. OKAY. 158 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:43,965 -GOOD. 159 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,275 -THIS DOOR, RIGHT? -YEP. 160 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:48,000 -OKAY. 161 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:49,448 -OKAY, WHENEVER. 162 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:52,620 HEY, ASHLEY. 163 00:08:52,655 --> 00:08:53,655 -HEY, MIKE. 164 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:54,931 -WHATCHA DOING? 165 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,172 -JUST HERE TO PICK UP MY CHECK. 166 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:59,413 -ASH, YOU'RE OUR HOTTEST GIRL. 167 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:01,551 -OKAY, WHERE'S THE WALL CAM? 168 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:02,758 -IT'S THE...BLACK SQUARE 169 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,034 WITH THE PIECE OF GLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 170 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:05,379 WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS? 171 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,862 -[ Chuckling ] YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 172 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:07,931 -OKAY, LOOK, CAN WE -- 173 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,172 LET'S GET BACK TO THE PERFORMANCE, OKAY? 174 00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:10,517 -OKAY. 175 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,034 -HEY, ASH, SO, UH, YOU'RE OUR HOTTEST GIRL. 176 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,413 -MM-HMM. 177 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,896 -YOU'VE DONE ALL OF OUR WEBSITES EXCEPT FOR ONE. 178 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,931 WE THINK IT'S TIME YOU DO "LUCKY BASTARD." 179 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,379 -WHICH ONE IS THAT? 180 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:22,482 -THAT'S THE ONE WHERE YOU FUCK ONE OF YOUR LUCKY FANS -- 181 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:23,689 THE LUCKY BASTARD. 182 00:09:23,724 --> 00:09:25,379 -HA. HOW ABOUT NO FUCKING WAY? 183 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:26,551 HAVE A NICE DAY, MIKE. 184 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,551 -OH, COME ON, ASH! I'M FILMING THIS! 185 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,448 Fuck. ASH. 186 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:33,689 -NO. 187 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:36,344 NO ANAL AND NO AMATEURS. 188 00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:40,206 -YOU'LL DO RAPE PORN, BUT -- BUT NOT THIS. 189 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,586 -OKAY, MIKE, THAT IS ACTING. 190 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,310 -IT'S A SHOW. IT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 191 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:44,344 -I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 192 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:45,517 -YOU'RE AN ENTERTAINER. 193 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,034 -ACTUALLY, I AM A SINGLE MOTHER. 194 00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:48,103 -OH, THAT'S AROUSING. 195 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,448 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 196 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,620 "HOW TO LIMP-DICK YOUR AUDIENCE, BY ASHLEY SAINT." 197 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:52,931 -[ SCOFFS ] 198 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:54,517 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT AN ADULT VIDEO? 199 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,724 FINE. 200 00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:00,068 HEY, THERE, SPORTS FANS. 201 00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:01,827 ASHLEY SAINT HERE. 202 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,448 MM! YEAH. 203 00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:06,620 HOW IS THIS FOR ADULT CONTENT, HMM? 204 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,310 I AM A SINGLE MOTHER 205 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,344 WHOSE EX-HUSBAND LOVED CRYSTAL METH 206 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:13,172 MORE THAN HE LOVED ME. 207 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,034 MM! YEAH. 208 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:16,551 IS THAT ADULT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 209 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:18,137 -ASHLEY, PLEASE STOP THIS SHIT. 210 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,413 -MM! 211 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:21,241 LATER, YOU WILL COME HOME WITH ME, 212 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,034 AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? 213 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:24,206 AHH! 214 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,862 My taxes. 215 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:28,275 Yes! We'll do my taxes, baby. 216 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:31,172 AHH! AND THEN WE'LL GO TO THE SUPERMARKET, 217 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:34,275 AND YOU WILL FEED ME THOSE TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS 218 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:37,448 THAT MAKE MY PUSSY SO DRIPPING WET FOR SAVINGS! 219 00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:40,241 OH, YES! YUM! 220 00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:42,793 MMM! MMM! 221 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,827 WE GOT ADULT NOW? 222 00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:49,103 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 223 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:51,068 WHAT AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO? 224 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,379 EW! NO, NOT HIM. HE LOOKS DIRTY. 225 00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:55,862 NOPE. NO BLACK GUYS. 226 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:58,344 -JESUS, ASH. RACISM? WE'RE SHOOTING THIS. 227 00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:01,724 -OH. YOU CAN'T USE ANYTHING I SAY ABOUT BLACK DICK. 228 00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,551 BLACK GUY'S DICKS ARE WAY TOO BIG. 229 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,482 -YEAH, BUT THEY LOOK GREAT ON CAMERA. 230 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:08,103 -YEAH, BUT IF THEY'RE TOO LONG, THEY HIT YOUR CERVIX. 231 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,655 -THEY HIT YOUR CERVIX, PERHAPS. 232 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,482 -ALL RIGHT, DO WE DO BACKGROUND CHECKS ON THESE GUYS? 233 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,586 -YEAH, WE HAVE THEM TAKE AN STD TEST. 234 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,137 -THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M ASKING. 235 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:19,034 HOW DO WE KNOW THESE GUYS AREN'T STALKERS OR SOMETHING? 236 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:21,206 -U-UH, OKAY, WE'LL DO A CRIMINAL CHECK. 237 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,793 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER GUY. 238 00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:23,793 -ALL RIGHT. -HUH? 239 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:24,793 -HMM. 240 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,172 -HEY, GUYS. 241 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,620 IT'S DAVE G. HERE. 242 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:30,241 JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT A HUGE FAN OF "LUCKY BASTARD" I AM. 243 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,137 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST ON THE NET, 244 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,344 AND I LOVE YOUR STUFF. 245 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,724 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 246 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,275 SOME FOLKS MIGHT THINK IT'S WEIRD 247 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:40,000 TO WANT TO FUCK A PORN STAR, BUT... 248 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,758 [ Chuckling ] I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME. 249 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,655 -OH, BOY. 250 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:45,758 -I'M GONNA START OVER. 251 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,655 -OH, HE'S STARTING OVER. -NO, NO, WAIT. NO. 252 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,241 -UH, YOU WANT MY STORY? 253 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,172 HERE IT IS -- I DID MY B.A. IN PSYCHOLOGY, 254 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:54,068 SOME JUNIOR-HIGH COUNSELING. 255 00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,724 THEN CAME THE CUTBACKS, 256 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:59,379 AND AROUND THAT SAME TIME, I LOST MY BROTHER TO CANCER. 257 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,758 -AW. 258 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,275 -AND I WAS TOTALLY BUMMED. 259 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:05,413 AND ONE DAY, THIS BUDDY OF MINE AND I WERE LIKE, 260 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:08,413 "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. LET'S JOIN THE ARMY." 261 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,655 SO, OVERSEAS WE GO TO DO OUR PART FOR OUR COUNTRY, 262 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,689 AND, UM... 263 00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:17,068 IF ANYONE SHOULD GET TO BE THE LUCKY BASTARD 264 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,827 THAT GETS TO NAIL A HOT PORN STAR, 265 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,137 IT SHOULD BE ME. 266 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,931 IT SHOULD BE ME. 267 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,103 I'M, UH... 268 00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:26,724 I'M A DECE-- I'M A DECENT GUY. 269 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:28,896 I'M A NICE PERSON. 270 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,758 -NOPE. NO WAY. 271 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,827 -ASHLEY, COME ON! 272 00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:33,034 -KRIS, I LOVE YOU. 273 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:35,448 I AM NOT DOING THIS. GO SHOOT SOMEBODY ELSE. 274 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:38,310 -IGNORE HER. SHOOT EVERYTHING. NEVER STOP SHOOTING. 275 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:40,172 -NO, FORGET IT, MIKE. I AM NOT DOING IT. 276 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:41,827 YOU'RE GONNA HUMILIATE THESE GUYS. 277 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,896 -YES! THAT'S THE JOKE. 278 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,551 IT'S -- IT'S LIKE "QUEEN FOR A DAY." 279 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:45,793 THEY WOULD FIND THIS -- 280 00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,689 THIS HOUSEWIFE AND GIVE HER A WASHING MACHINE. 281 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,517 -OH, WHAT? SO, I'M THE WASHING MACHINE? 282 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,586 -YES, THAT'S BRILLIANT. 283 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,379 IT'S -- WE FIND, LIKE, REGULAR GUYS 284 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:56,275 AND GIVE THEM A PORN STAR. 285 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,172 -NO. 286 00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:00,344 -THOUSAND BUCKS. 287 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,482 UH, OKAY, NOW WE'RE [Chuckling] TALKING. 288 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:05,034 YOU HAVE A PRICE? WHAT IS IT? 289 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,310 -$5,000. 290 00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:07,379 -NOBODY GETS $5,000. 291 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,551 -I'M NOT FUCKING A FAN. 292 00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:10,551 -$1,500. 293 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:13,620 OKAY, THERE'S -- THERE'S -- THERE'S MY ASHLEY. 294 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:17,793 THERE'S MY LITTLE STRIPPER THAT I TURNED INTO A PORN STAR, HUH? 295 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:19,310 -I'M GOING TO HELL. 296 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:22,310 -1,500 BUCKS FOR LITTLE ASHLEY JUNIOR. 297 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,689 FOR LITTLE METH-HEAD JUNIOR. 298 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,413 -SHUT THE FUCK UP. THOSE ARE MY KIDS. 299 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:28,310 No one's ever gonna see this. 300 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,275 PEACE OUT! [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 301 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,724 SHE WAS SO MUCH MORE FUN 302 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:34,206 WHEN THAT THERMOS WAS FILLED WITH VODKA. 303 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,379 -YEAH, BABY! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! 304 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:40,000 -OH, GOD! LOVE IT! -OH! FUCK! YEAH! 305 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,517 -OH! MAN! 306 00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:42,517 [ PHONE RINGS ] 307 00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:43,517 -OHH. 308 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,034 -WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 309 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,896 -OHH, THAT'S MY EX-WIFE. 310 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,620 I GOT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THE KIDS. 311 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,034 -ALL RIGHT. 312 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,448 -NO, IT'S NOT HER. 313 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,344 HELLO? 314 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,896 [ MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PHONE ] 315 00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:59,620 UH, YEAH. THIS IS -- THIS IS MIKE FROM "LUCKY BASTARD." 316 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,793 -Hey, it's Dave returning your call. 317 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:05,448 -UH, I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 318 00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:06,827 -No way. 319 00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:08,655 -YOU ARE THE "LUCKY BASTARD." 320 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:11,551 -Oh, man! I thought no way I'd be picked! 321 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,034 -THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN. 322 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,517 UH, YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 323 00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:17,068 -What? 324 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:20,379 -YOU GET TO FUCK ASHLEY SAINT. 325 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,482 -Dude! Very cool! 326 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,034 -YOU GOT YOUR CALENDAR? 327 00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:26,620 -Uh, what? 328 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,655 -WHAT DO YOU THINK, THAT, UH, 329 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:32,241 "LUCKY BASTARD" JUST HAPPENS FROM SOME MAGIC FAIRY? 330 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,896 -No, I... 331 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:37,172 -WELL -- WELL, IT DOES, BUT THE MAGIC FAIRY IS ME, 332 00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,862 SO, UH, LET'S PICK A DATE 333 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:41,310 SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR LUCKY COCK 334 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:46,862 INSIDE ASHLEY SAINT'S HOT, TIGHT PUSSY. 335 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,620 -Yeah, okay. 336 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,620 -GUY WANTED ME TO PAY FOR HIS STD TEST. 337 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:57,517 -WELL, MAYBE HE CAN'T AFFORD IT. 338 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:58,724 -IF HE CAN AFFORD 339 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,551 "LUCKY BASTARD'S" $30-A-MONTH SUBSCRIPTION FEE, 340 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,103 HE CAN AFFORD AN HIV TEST. 341 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,965 -HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S A MEMBER? 342 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,965 -'CAUSE ONLY MEMBERS CAN GET TO THE APPLICATION PAGE, BABE. 343 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,620 -I LOVE YOUR VIEW. 344 00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:17,896 -YEAH? SEE WHAT FILTH AND PERVERSION HAVE DONE FOR ME? 345 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:20,137 [ LIGHTER CLICKS ] 346 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:25,241 BABE, PLEASE, I CAN'T START SMOKING AGAIN. 347 00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:28,482 -FUCKING GO INSIDE, THEN. 348 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,068 -JESUS! THE MOUTH ON YOU. 349 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,793 HOW DID YOU GET DOWN HERE FROM SACRAMENTO? 350 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,482 YOU DRIVE YOUR 18-WHEELER? 351 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,448 I'M EATING. THIS IS DISGUSTING. 352 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:53,034 -OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE SHOT FOR THIS MAN, 353 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,758 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 354 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:57,344 -KRIS, GO AWAY. 355 00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,379 -WHAT'S WRONG? 356 00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,965 -NOTHING. 357 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,344 -BULLSHIT. 358 00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:04,413 -IF I NEED A SHRINK, I'LL FIND ONE. 359 00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:08,034 -WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SEE YOUR KIDS MORE. 360 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,724 -SHE AIN'T MAKING IT EASY. 361 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:13,275 -SORRY, MAN. THAT SUCKS. 362 00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:17,793 -CAN I JUST EAT MY FUCKING BURGER IN PEACE? 363 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:23,551 -[ MOANING ] 364 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:26,413 -LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. -OH, YEAH! 365 00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:29,034 OH, GOD! YOU'RE HOT! 366 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:31,172 YOU'RE [MOANING] 367 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,379 -IT'S ACTUALLY SHOT QUITE NICELY. 368 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,068 YOU KNOW, MIKE STARTED OUT AS A CAMERAMAN. 369 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,310 YOU ALL RIGHT? 370 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:40,000 -YEAH. WHY? 371 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:42,827 -LET'S JUST SAY I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A WHILE, 372 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,862 AND YOU KIND OF HAVE THE DEAD-EYE-PORN-STAR LOOK. 373 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,413 -DID I? 374 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,310 -OH, WE'VE SEEN IT PLENTY OF TIMES. 375 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,137 -SORRY. 376 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:55,000 -DON'T BE SORRY. YOU HAVE ANY LOOK YOU WANT. 377 00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:58,551 -OH, YEAH! OH! 378 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,413 -OKAY, SO, WE PICK UP ASHLEY AT HER HOUSE 379 00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,379 AND THEN WE GET THE KID FROM THE BUS STATION. 380 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:03,586 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT THE HOUSE? 381 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,344 -FROM, UH, 9:00 TO 7:00. 382 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,137 -AND HOW MUCH IS THE HOUSE? 383 00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,344 -A THOUSAND. 384 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:09,551 -JESUS CHRIST. 385 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:12,172 WHY CAN'T WE USE THE OFFICE COUCH? 386 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,103 -BECAUSE THE HOUSE HAS 18 FUCKING WALL CAMERAS 387 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,068 FROM SOME BULLSHIT REALITY SHOW. 388 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,862 -THE FUCKERS JUST STEAL IT ANYWAY. 389 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,137 20 MINUTES AFTER WE POST IT, 390 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,068 IT'S ON EVERY BitTorrent SITE IN RUSSIA. 391 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,034 -WAIT -- YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL THE HOUSE? 392 00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,896 -NO, 'CAUSE WE NEED TO IMPRESS ASHLEY. 393 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:28,413 AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU GOT INTO PORN? 394 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,344 -CAN I USE ONE OF THE CAMERAS? 395 00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:33,344 WELL, IT LOOKS FUN. I USED TO DO PHOTOGRAPHY. 396 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,413 -UH, MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME FOR A NEWBIE. 397 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:38,758 -UH, LET CASEY SHOOT SOME B-ROLL. 398 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,379 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S 35. IT DOESN'T COST US SHIT. 399 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:43,103 -IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 400 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,310 -ASHLEY, WE'RE ROLLING UP. 401 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,793 CASEY, YOU BREAK THAT, 402 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,620 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FUCK TO PAY FOR IT. 403 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,862 -KRIS? 404 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,827 -MY WIFE WILL NOT LIKE ME. 405 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,551 -I HOPE SHE DOESN'T FLAKE. 406 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:01,413 I HAD TO TALK HER INTO THE AMATEUR THING. 407 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,655 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS FUCKING A FAN. 408 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:07,068 I HEARD SHE WAS A BIG PARTY GIRL IN VEGAS. 409 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,896 [ HORN HONKS ] -WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 410 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,793 -SOME GIRL AT THE CLUB. 411 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,620 -OKAY, SHE USED TO WORK THE STRIP. 412 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,517 DON'T MENTION THAT. SHE HATES THAT. 413 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,586 I'M SERIOUS, CASEY. DON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT HOOKING. 414 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:18,827 -ALL RIGHT. 415 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:21,379 -HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE IS. 416 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,034 THERE WE GO. 417 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,586 -SHE LOOKS CUTE. 418 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,068 -HEY! -HEY. 419 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,931 -WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT. 420 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:29,931 -OH, THANKS, HONEY. 421 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,379 I WAS GONNA WEAR THE BLUE TOP, 422 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:33,172 BUT IT HAD SPAGHETTI STAINS ON IT. 423 00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,827 MIKE, LET'S DO THIS BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 424 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,758 -OKAY. 425 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:43,206 -AW, ASH. WELL, WHO DIED? -WHAT? 426 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:45,275 -COME ON, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO A FUNERAL. 427 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,034 -OH, SORRY. 428 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,034 -THAT'S MY GIRL. 429 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:52,793 -OKAY, UH, WE GOT A CHEETOS SITUATION BACK HERE. 430 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,793 -GOD DAMN IT. I TOOK THE KIDS TO LITTLE LEAGUE. 431 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,965 I BEGGED THEM NOT TO MAKE A MESS. 432 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,413 -MM, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU FILMED A FOOD-FETISH MOVIE. 433 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,896 -REMEMBER WHEN WE COULD MAKE A FETISH FILM AND JUST USE FOOD? 434 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:05,827 NOW YOU NEED LIKE 40 GUYS AND AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. 435 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:08,379 ENDANGERED-SPECIES PORN -- ANYONE DOING THAT? 436 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,448 -YOU'RE A VISIONARY, MIKE. 437 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,034 -AW, FUCK YOURSELF. 438 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,793 ASHLEY. -MM-HMM. 439 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,103 -CHEER UP. 440 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,724 -I'M FINE. 441 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,551 AT LEAST HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 442 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,931 GOD, I HOPE HE CAN FUCK. 443 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,758 WHAT? DID YOU GET PROMOTED? 444 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,655 -I'M JUST HAVING FUN. 445 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,793 -MM-HMM. 446 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,413 MAYBE HE WON'T SHOW UP. 447 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:40,034 -DON'T UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF. 448 00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,344 [ PHONE RINGS ] 449 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:44,034 OH, HERE. HEY, BRO. 450 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:45,448 YEAH, WE'RE OUTSIDE. 451 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:48,103 UH, WE'RE IN A MAROON MERCEDES S.U.V., 452 00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:51,896 AND WE DON'T HAVE A PERMIT, SO WE GOT TO MAKE THIS QUICK. 453 00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,896 -REALLY? RIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH THE CONTEMPTUOUS PRICK? 454 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,931 -HEY, DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT. 455 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,034 HERE'S WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND -- 456 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,655 WE'RE IN PORNOGRAPHY, 457 00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:04,206 BUT OUR PROBLEMS ARE THE SAME AS EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. 458 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,379 EVERYTHING'S FUCKED UP, PEOPLE ARE MORONS, 459 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,620 YOU CAN'T GET GOOD HELP. 460 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:08,931 -THE BOSSES ARE ASSHOLES. 461 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,172 -THE BOSSES ARE ASSHOLES. 462 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:12,172 WE COULD BE SELLING INSURANCE IN PEORIA. 463 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,448 -YEAH, BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH INSURANCE AGENTS 464 00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:15,448 ON THEIR COMPUTERS. 465 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,896 THEY WATCH US. 466 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:20,068 -YOU KNOW HOW SMART THIS GIRL IS? 467 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:23,379 SHE WAS RECRUITED BY NASA AND "DRIPPING WET CUNTS V," 468 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,862 AND IT WAS A CLOSE CALL, 469 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:27,379 BUT SHE WENT WITH "DRIPPING WET CUNTS V." 470 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,758 -UH, IT WAS ACTUALLY THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT, 471 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,068 BUT, REALLY, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL DISTINCTION 472 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:33,275 WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE. 473 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,034 -JESUS, MIKE. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 474 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,689 -AW, IT'S JUST HIS SHTICK. 475 00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,931 HE LIKES TO BE THE BIG MAN EMCEE. 476 00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:41,551 RIGHT, MIKE? 477 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:43,344 -YOU THINK IT'S EASY DOING WHAT I DO? 478 00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,793 YOU TRY IT. 479 00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,586 YEAH, THERE WE GO. 480 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,862 -THERE WE GO. -COME ON. 481 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,586 -[ GRUNTS ] 482 00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,551 HERE HE IS! HERE'S OUR LUCKY BASTARD. 483 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,241 -HEY. 484 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:03,551 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! D-DUDE, DUDE! 485 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,551 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CLOTHING? 486 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,586 -I DON'T KNOW. 487 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,586 -YOU CAN'T WEAR A DODGERS T-SHIRT. 488 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:11,206 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WILL SUE OUR ASSES OFF. 489 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,793 -I FORGOT. 490 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,103 -DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER SHIRT? 491 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,103 -YEAH, IN MY BAG. 492 00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:16,482 -OKAY, GO INTO THE MEN'S ROOM, 493 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:17,827 CHANGE INTO THE OTHER SHIRT, 494 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,586 COME OUT, AND WE'LL DO THIS AGAIN. 495 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,137 -ALL RIGHT. -OKAY. 496 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:29,448 -AND YOU MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD TO BE THE NEXT STEVEN SPIELBERG! 497 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:31,379 -CASEY? 498 00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:34,379 TELL KRIS TO STICK THAT CAMERA UP HIS ASS. 499 00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:37,896 -STICK THAT CAMERA UP YOUR ASS. 500 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:40,586 [ LAUGHS ] 501 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,241 -COME ON. 502 00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:45,344 -[ GIGGLES ] 503 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:48,689 -HERE HE IS! HERE'S OUR LUCKY BASTARD. 504 00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,344 OKAY, DAVE, FROM OXNARD. 505 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:56,137 THIS IS, UH, K-KRIS, OUR DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY. 506 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,103 THIS IS CASEY BEHIND THIS CAMERA, 507 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,586 AND, OF COURSE, YOU RECOGNIZE ASHLEY SAINT. 508 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,206 [ Chuckling ] MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT REACTION. 509 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:04,827 THAT'S FROM A HANDSHAKE. 510 00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:07,448 CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GREAT IT'S GONNA BE TO FUCK HER? 511 00:22:07,482 --> 00:22:08,827 -[ INHALES SHARPLY ] 512 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,482 -OKAY, WE DON'T WANT TO CUT OFF HER CIRCULATION. 513 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:12,482 -I'M HONORED TO BE HERE. 514 00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:14,000 -THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 515 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,551 OKAY, LET'S GO. 516 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,344 -LET'S GO. 517 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,482 -YOU SIT NEXT TO ASHLEY, OKAY? 518 00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,344 -COOL. 519 00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:26,620 -OKAY, YOU GET IN FIRST, BUDDY, ALL RIGHT? 520 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:29,000 -COME ON, KRIS. LET'S GO. 521 00:22:35,827 --> 00:22:38,310 -DON'T MIND THE CHEETOS ON THE FLOOR. 522 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,862 -YOU HAVE THE RELEASE FORM? 523 00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:50,517 HEY. RELEASE FORM? 524 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,724 -YEAH, YEAH. 525 00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:54,655 -OKAY. 526 00:22:54,689 --> 00:22:56,310 THERE WE GO. 527 00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:59,724 ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO CHECK YOUR I.D. 528 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:03,586 ALL RIGHT. 529 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,448 "ERNEST." 530 00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:06,965 WHO'S ERNEST? 531 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,103 -I DON'T -- UH, I DON'T WANT TO USE MY REAL NAME. 532 00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:12,896 -THE FORM HAS TO HAVE YOUR REAL NAME. 533 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:14,517 -WHY? 534 00:23:14,551 --> 00:23:17,068 -BECAUSE IF YOU'RE 17, I GO TO SAN QUENTIN. 535 00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:18,551 THAT'S -- NOT THAT YOU'RE -- 536 00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,896 CASEY, CAN YOU REACH MY BAG IN THE BACK THERE? 537 00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,068 I THINK I HAVE A BLANK. 538 00:23:32,206 --> 00:23:33,931 DAVE. 539 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,793 DAVE. 540 00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:40,551 ERNEST? 541 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,793 IF -- IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU DAVE, 542 00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:44,827 YOU -- YOU HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT. 543 00:23:44,862 --> 00:23:46,310 ARE YOU TEXTING? 544 00:23:46,344 --> 00:23:48,310 -I WAS JUST CHECKING THE DODGERS' SCORE. 545 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,482 -OKAY, WE HAVE SOME WORK. YOU WANT TO PUT THAT AWAY? 546 00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:51,689 OKAY, GOOD. 547 00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:52,931 CASEY, YOU ROLLING? 548 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,103 -I'M GOOD. 549 00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:55,965 -HEY, WELCOME TO "LUCKY BASTARD." 550 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,137 WE HAVE DAVE G. FROM OXNARD 551 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,620 AND THE FABULOUS ASHLEY SAINT. 552 00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:03,517 ASHLEY, SHOW THEM WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING FOR. 553 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:07,241 [ Laughing ] THERE YOU GO. 554 00:24:07,275 --> 00:24:09,862 NOW, YOU'RE GONNA GET TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH THOSE, 555 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:12,206 BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF. 556 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:15,586 WHY ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO BE THE LUCKY BASTARD? 557 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,241 NOW, WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOUR BROTHER DIED OF CANCER? 558 00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:19,517 -HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 559 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:21,482 -OH, WELL, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 560 00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,000 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 561 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,172 -RIGHT NOW? -YEAH. 562 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:26,413 -UH...CONSTRUCTION MOSTLY. 563 00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:29,379 I-I'VE BEEN CARRYING PIPE FOR PLUMBERS, AND... 564 00:24:29,413 --> 00:24:30,862 -OKAY, HOW'S THAT GOING? 565 00:24:30,896 --> 00:24:32,965 -WELL, WORK'S BEEN A LITTLE SLOW. 566 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,758 I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF SENIORITY. 567 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,551 -SO, YEAH. 568 00:24:36,586 --> 00:24:38,137 SO, MEANWHILE, YOU JUST SIT AROUND 569 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:41,206 AND WHACK OFF TO "LUCKY BASTARD," HUH? 570 00:24:41,241 --> 00:24:43,310 [ Chuckling ] WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID? 571 00:24:43,344 --> 00:24:45,034 -THIS MORNING. -IT'S BEEN... 572 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,344 -OH. -...A WHILE. 573 00:24:46,379 --> 00:24:48,034 -WAIT -- WHO ARE YOU ASKING? -I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 574 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:50,413 YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR PLUMBERS. 575 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:53,344 TODAY YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR PIPES CLEANED. 576 00:24:53,379 --> 00:24:54,793 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 577 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,586 GO AHEAD, BRO. CHECK 'EM OUT. 578 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,413 -[ CHUCKLES ] 579 00:24:59,448 --> 00:25:01,275 -Yeah. Come on. 580 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,344 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 581 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,172 AH, I THINK HE'S GETTING EXCITED. 582 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,655 -DUDE, ARE YOU SPORTING A CHUBBY? 583 00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:12,034 -AND I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE 584 00:25:12,068 --> 00:25:14,448 WHO'S NOT GONNA BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ONE DAY. 585 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:16,068 -[ LAUGHS ] 586 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,344 -YEAH? 587 00:25:17,379 --> 00:25:19,448 [ VIDEO CAMERA CLICKING ] 588 00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:33,586 -WHAT ARE WE DOING? -YOU KNOW THE FORMAT -- 589 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,344 WE FUCK YOU, BUT FIRST WE FEED YOU. 590 00:25:35,379 --> 00:25:37,241 -Uh, are you gonna edit this? 591 00:25:37,275 --> 00:25:40,448 -NO, WE'RE GONNA SHOW FOUR HOURS OF RAW FOOTAGE. 592 00:25:40,482 --> 00:25:42,241 YES, WE'RE GONNA EDIT THIS. 593 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:44,448 -OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE GUYS, 594 00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,724 AND, UH, I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE FUN OF. 595 00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:49,482 -WE'RE NOT LAUGHING AT YOU -- WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU. 596 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,344 -[ SIGHS ] I'VE SEEN THE SITE. 597 00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:55,517 -ASHLEY? COME TALK TO HIM. 598 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:02,586 -HEY, HONEY. YOU OKAY? 599 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,034 -GOD, YOU'RE SO HOT. 600 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:05,413 -THANK YOU. 601 00:26:05,448 --> 00:26:08,068 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 602 00:26:08,103 --> 00:26:12,344 -I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF EXCITED RIGHT NOW. 603 00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:16,310 -DON'T LOOK AT ME. 604 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:19,448 -GO IN THE MEN'S ROOM AND WHACK OFF. 605 00:26:19,482 --> 00:26:25,413 I'M SERIOUS. I-IT'LL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT. 606 00:26:25,448 --> 00:26:27,344 COME ON. 607 00:26:43,448 --> 00:26:45,344 -LET'S GO. 608 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:48,517 SO... 609 00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,413 -SO, WHAT? 610 00:26:50,448 --> 00:26:51,827 -WHAT DO YOU THINK? 611 00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:55,241 -I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIM JUST FINE. 612 00:26:55,275 --> 00:26:58,586 THOSE SPERM DIED A HERO'S DEATH. 613 00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,862 HOLD ON. SOME-- SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE. 614 00:27:00,896 --> 00:27:02,862 CASEY, DID YOU FUCK UP THIS CAMERA? 615 00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:04,689 -NO. IT WAS WORKING. 616 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,620 -UH, LET'S -- LET'S JUST GO, OKAY? 617 00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:09,275 COME ON, LET'S GO. 618 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:12,034 HERE WE ARE WITH OUR LUCKY BASTARD DAVE 619 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:13,586 FOR HIS PRE-FUCK FEAST. 620 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:14,896 SO, TELL ME, DAVE, 621 00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:18,172 DID YOU EVER THINK YOU'D BE WITH A GIRL THIS HOT? 622 00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:19,827 -YEAH. 623 00:27:19,862 --> 00:27:22,310 -[ Laughing ] YOU DID? SERIOUSLY? 624 00:27:22,344 --> 00:27:23,965 -[ Chuckling ] WHAT? 625 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,379 -I-I DON'T THINK WE WANT HIM LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA AS MUCH. 626 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,724 -OKAY, DON'T -- DON'T LOOK IN THE CAMERA. 627 00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,000 LOOK AT HER, OKAY? 628 00:27:35,344 --> 00:27:37,896 -OKAY, AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING, OR... 629 00:27:37,931 --> 00:27:39,896 -NO. HANG ON. HANG ON, HANG ON. 630 00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:43,068 BRO. WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S UP? 631 00:27:43,103 --> 00:27:45,206 -I want to do the sex, okay? 632 00:27:45,241 --> 00:27:47,034 I don't like this talking thing. 633 00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:48,034 -IT'S A PACKAGE. 634 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,241 -MIKE, TAKE IT EASY. 635 00:27:49,275 --> 00:27:50,379 -UH, SHOULD I CUT? 636 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:51,862 -NO! 637 00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:53,758 LISTEN, PRETEND YOU'RE AN ACTOR, OKAY? 638 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:55,586 YOU'RE PLAYING THIS GUY FROM OXNARD, 639 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:57,689 AND HE LOOKS LIKE YOU, AND HE SOUNDS LIKE YOU, 640 00:27:57,724 --> 00:27:58,758 BUT HE'S NOT YOU. 641 00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:01,379 HE'S A CHARACTER. 642 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,379 AND HE'S GONE THROUGH SOME BAD TIMES, 643 00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:05,586 AND NOW HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE SOME GOOD LUCK, 644 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,724 SO HE'S HAPPY, RIGHT? 645 00:28:06,758 --> 00:28:08,724 I MEAN, HOTNESS. FUCK HER BRAINS OUT. 646 00:28:08,758 --> 00:28:10,448 -LOOK, MAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- 647 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,724 PEOPLE LIKE ME, YOUR SUBSCRIBERS, 648 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,344 WE DON'T WATCH THIS SHIT. 649 00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:15,724 WE SKIP TO THE SEX. 650 00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:18,034 -EXCUSE ME. YOU CAN'T FILM HERE. 651 00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:19,965 STOP. 652 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000 -THIS IS JUST LIKE A FAMILY-VACATION VIDEO. 653 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,137 -YEAH, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE HOME MOVIES. 654 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:26,586 THE MANAGER SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT. 655 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,896 -NO, I'M SORRY. 656 00:28:27,931 --> 00:28:29,655 THE OWNER CALLED, AND HE SAYS YOU CAN'T FILM HERE. 657 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,965 HE SAID NO, UM... ADULT PRODUCTION. 658 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,137 -OH, JESUS CHRIST. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU WANT? 659 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,413 -IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. 660 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,965 -REALLY? WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? 661 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,517 $100? $150? 662 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,793 -IF YOU DON'T GO, I'M CALLING THE COPS. 663 00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:44,103 -MIKE, BAG IT, MAN. I-IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 664 00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:46,172 -WHAT NOW? 665 00:28:46,206 --> 00:28:47,862 OH! JU-- ASH! 666 00:28:47,896 --> 00:28:49,206 -I AM OUT OF HERE. 667 00:28:49,241 --> 00:28:50,517 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 668 00:28:50,551 --> 00:28:51,931 -THIS GUY IS A CREEP. 669 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:53,172 -WHAT DID HE DO? 670 00:28:53,206 --> 00:28:55,034 -WHAT DID HE DO?! HE ASKED ME OUT TONIGHT. 671 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:57,413 HE'S LIKE, "AFTER THE SHOOT, YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A DRINK?" 672 00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:58,413 -JESUS, THAT'S LAME. 673 00:28:58,448 --> 00:28:59,551 -OKAY, I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 674 00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:01,275 THIS -- THIS IS JUST NOT PROFESSIONAL. 675 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:02,482 -YES, YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL. 676 00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,310 THAT'S WHY I HIRED YOU. YOU NEED TO DO THIS. 677 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:06,310 -Okay, you want to know what he did? 678 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,344 He called me by my real name. 679 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,034 He knew my kids' names. 680 00:29:10,068 --> 00:29:12,137 How the fuck did he know that? 681 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,758 -YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID HE LOOKED NICE. 682 00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:19,758 -Okay, look, I was wrong, okay? 683 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:23,448 This -- this -- this is just not gonna work for me. 684 00:29:32,241 --> 00:29:34,448 He's weird, right? 685 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:37,896 -YOU CREEPED HER OUT. 686 00:29:37,931 --> 00:29:39,034 -WHAT DID I DO? 687 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,482 -YOU CROSSED THE LINE. YOU ASKED HER OUT. 688 00:29:41,517 --> 00:29:43,344 YOU CALLED HER BY HER REAL NAME. 689 00:29:43,379 --> 00:29:44,965 YOU TALKED ABOUT HER KIDS. 690 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 -I KNOW HER NAME 'CAUSE IT'S THE SAME AS MY SISTER'S -- MICHELLE. 691 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:48,620 -BULLSHIT! 692 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:50,689 -ALL I SAID WAS IT'S -- IT'S A NICE NAME. 693 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:52,482 -HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? 694 00:29:52,517 --> 00:29:53,620 ARE YOU A STALKER? 695 00:29:53,655 --> 00:29:54,896 -NO! NO. I-I READ IT ONCE. 696 00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:56,068 -WHERE WOULD YOU READ THAT? 697 00:29:56,103 --> 00:29:57,413 -ON A WEBSITE. -BULLSHIT. 698 00:29:57,448 --> 00:29:58,482 -NO, MIKE, IT'S TRUE. 699 00:29:58,517 --> 00:29:59,517 THERE'S THIS WEBSITE 700 00:29:59,551 --> 00:30:01,620 WITH ALL THE PORN STARS' REAL NAMES ON IT. 701 00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:03,689 THEY STOLE IT FROM A CLINIC OR SOMETHING. 702 00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:04,965 -I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 703 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,965 -I'M NOT A STALKER, MAN. CHILL. 704 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,137 -IT DOESN'T MATTER. 705 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:10,724 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THE SCENE WITH YOU. 706 00:30:10,758 --> 00:30:12,275 -I'M THE LUCKY BASTARD. 707 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,931 -BRO, IT'S A MOOT POINT. 708 00:30:13,965 --> 00:30:16,344 -I'M NOT A BAD GUY. JUST TELL HER! 709 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,862 -DAVE, ERNEST -- WHATEVER -- 710 00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:22,896 THIS INDUSTRY HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THE GIRLS. 711 00:30:22,931 --> 00:30:24,103 DO YOU GET THAT? 712 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:27,206 IF, ONE DAY, ALL THE GIRLS WOKE UP AND SAID, 713 00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:31,000 "NO MORE PORN," YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'D BE NO MORE PORN. 714 00:30:31,034 --> 00:30:33,103 FUCK ME! 715 00:30:33,137 --> 00:30:35,482 WHAT A NIGHTMARE. I WANT A DRINK. 716 00:30:41,103 --> 00:30:43,241 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I-I KNOW I'M AN ASSHOLE. 717 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,931 I'M ALSO ONE OF THE MOST HONEST GUYS 718 00:30:44,965 --> 00:30:46,206 YOU'RE EVER GONNA WANT TO MEET. 719 00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:48,206 -I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS CAMERA. 720 00:30:48,241 --> 00:30:49,689 -THAT'S GREAT. 721 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,793 ALL THIS GUY HAD TO DO WAS SHOW UP, 722 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:54,689 DO THE SAME THING EVERY GUY DOES ON "LUCKY BASTARD," 723 00:30:54,724 --> 00:30:55,965 AND GET HIS ROCKS OFF. 724 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,241 WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 725 00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:00,655 -CAN WE DRIVE UP THE COAST THIS WEEKEND? 726 00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:02,620 -WHAT? 727 00:31:02,655 --> 00:31:05,206 -I THOUGHT WE'D MAKE SOME PLANS, 728 00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:07,068 YOU KNOW, DO SOMETHING FUN. 729 00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:09,758 -CASEY, I HAVE MY KIDS THIS WEEKEND. 730 00:31:11,827 --> 00:31:15,034 BABE, WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO THE CREEP, HUH? 731 00:31:15,068 --> 00:31:18,000 SEE IF YOU CAN TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM. 732 00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:25,206 -I'M SHY, AND PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME. 733 00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:27,413 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 734 00:31:27,448 --> 00:31:32,068 YOU KNOW, I TRY TO BE NICE. I-I DON'T KNOW. 735 00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:35,344 I THINK I'M JUST NERVOUS ABOUT... 736 00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:40,379 HAVING [SIGHS] SEX ON CAMERA. 737 00:31:40,413 --> 00:31:44,103 -YOU GET USED TO IT. 738 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:46,034 -YOU'RE A PORN STAR? 739 00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:49,206 -WELL [CHUCKLES] I'M JUST STARTING OUT. 740 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,068 THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND, THE OWNER. 741 00:31:51,103 --> 00:31:53,068 HE'S PUTTING ME IN A FEW THINGS. 742 00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:58,931 ARE YOU CHECKING ME OUT? 743 00:31:58,965 --> 00:32:00,448 -[ CHUCKLES ] 744 00:32:00,482 --> 00:32:03,620 I JUST -- I'M REALLY... 745 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,068 UH, YOU'RE HOT. 746 00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:07,379 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 747 00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:09,103 -THANK YOU. 748 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,137 YOU'RE CUTE. 749 00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:12,655 DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN'T GET LAID. 750 00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:15,793 -NOT WITH SOMEONE AS HOT AS ASHLEY. 751 00:32:15,827 --> 00:32:17,862 -GET A HOT HOOKER. 752 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,379 -I DON'T WANT A HOOKER. 753 00:32:20,413 --> 00:32:22,793 -WELL, GO APOLOGIZE. 754 00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:28,241 -YOU THINK SHE'D LISTEN? 755 00:32:28,275 --> 00:32:31,275 -YEAH, GO SAY SORRY AND KISS A LITTLE ASS. 756 00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,517 IT WORKS FOR ME. 757 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,275 HEY! 758 00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:37,931 HEY, MIKE! 759 00:32:37,965 --> 00:32:40,206 I HAVE AN IDEA. 760 00:32:43,241 --> 00:32:44,448 -OKAY, YEAH. 761 00:32:44,482 --> 00:32:45,551 COME ON. 762 00:32:45,586 --> 00:32:48,206 -READY? 763 00:32:48,241 --> 00:32:51,517 -ASHLEY, DAVE WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 764 00:32:51,551 --> 00:32:52,931 -OKAY. 765 00:32:58,034 --> 00:33:01,206 -I'M REALLY SORRY I MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 766 00:33:01,241 --> 00:33:03,689 I KNOW THAT WAS WRONG. 767 00:33:03,724 --> 00:33:07,931 AND, UH [Chuckling] I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 768 00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:10,482 UM...I DON'T KNOW YOU, 769 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:13,068 BUT YOU'RE INCREDIBLY HOT AND BEAUTIFUL, 770 00:33:13,103 --> 00:33:15,413 AND I'M -- I'M INTIMIDATED. 771 00:33:15,448 --> 00:33:17,931 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I'M JUST SOME GUY. 772 00:33:17,965 --> 00:33:20,517 I DON'T KNOW IF -- IF DOING ALL THIS ON CAMERA 773 00:33:20,551 --> 00:33:22,551 IS GONNA MAKE MY LIFE WORSE, OR... 774 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:25,137 YOU KNOW, I JUST -- NO, I-I WANT TO -- 775 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,758 I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY. 776 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:31,896 AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE SCENE ANYMORE AND I GO HOME, 777 00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:34,034 I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU 778 00:33:34,068 --> 00:33:37,724 AND -- AND WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME. 779 00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:40,172 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 780 00:33:40,206 --> 00:33:44,103 -THAT IS FUCKING GOLDEN! 781 00:33:44,137 --> 00:33:46,137 ASHLEY, COME ON, THAT'S SO MOVING 782 00:33:46,172 --> 00:33:47,655 I'M GONNA FUCK HIM MYSELF! 783 00:33:47,689 --> 00:33:48,862 -ALL RIGHT. 784 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,758 -YOU'LL DO THE SCENE? 785 00:33:50,793 --> 00:33:52,379 -YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK. 786 00:33:52,413 --> 00:33:54,655 COME HERE. 787 00:33:54,689 --> 00:33:57,275 -AW! [ LAUGHS ] 788 00:34:01,551 --> 00:34:03,137 -JUST MY WAY OF PAYING BACK SOCIETY 789 00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:04,758 FOR ALL THE GOOD IT'S DONE FOR ME. 790 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,517 -JUST DON'T FIND JESUS IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR. 791 00:34:06,551 --> 00:34:09,758 -JESUS AND I ARE JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 792 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:12,310 -[ LAUGHS ] 793 00:34:19,103 --> 00:34:22,586 [ Laughing ] OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 794 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,413 YOU GUYS SIT TIGHT. 795 00:34:24,448 --> 00:34:26,172 YOU GET ALL OF THIS, OKAY? 796 00:34:26,206 --> 00:34:28,793 THIS BROAD IS SO UPTIGHT IT'S UNREAL. 797 00:34:28,827 --> 00:34:31,172 HOLD ON. 798 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:34,344 HEY! 799 00:34:34,379 --> 00:34:35,620 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 800 00:34:35,655 --> 00:34:37,551 -EXCUSE ME. DO NOT FILM ME. 801 00:34:37,586 --> 00:34:38,965 -NO, NO, NO. I-I NEED THIS. 802 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,620 SO, YOU EVER WONDER WHERE WE GET THE HOUSES WHERE WE SHOOT PORN? 803 00:34:41,655 --> 00:34:44,137 WELL, THIS IS SUZANNE, AND SHE, UH, SHE RENTS OUT HOUSES 804 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:45,586 AND WAREHOUSES FOR MOVIE SHOOTS. 805 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,344 SO, TELL US WHY WE LOVE THIS HOUSE SO MUCH, SUZANNE. 806 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,689 -OH, PLEASE. 807 00:34:48,724 --> 00:34:50,137 -It's 'cause it's got the cameras. 808 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,034 HOW MANY CAMERAS DOES THIS HOUSE HAVE, SUZANNE? 809 00:34:52,068 --> 00:34:53,310 -I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 810 00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:54,862 -SHE TOTALLY KNOWS. SHE'S JUST BEING DIFFICULT. 811 00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:57,068 SEE, THIS HOUSE WAS USED FOR ONE OF THOSE REALITY SHOWS, 812 00:34:57,103 --> 00:34:59,206 SO THEY OUTFITTED IT WITH THESE AWESOME LITTLE CAMERAS 813 00:34:59,241 --> 00:35:01,758 LIKE THAT ONE UP THERE, OKAY? 814 00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:03,758 -I'M ABOUT TO CLOSE ON A COOKING SHOW, 815 00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:06,103 SO TRY NOT TO DESTROY THE PLACE. THE CHECK? 816 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:09,758 -SURE, SURE. THERE YOU GO. OKAY? 817 00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:12,034 -AND PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES. 818 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,793 DON'T LEAVE CONDOMS EVERYWHERE. 819 00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:15,206 -WE DON'T USE CONDOMS. 820 00:35:15,241 --> 00:35:18,275 SO, IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA FILM IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, 821 00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,862 CALL SUZANNE -- 822 00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:22,034 -DO NOT USE MY NAME. 823 00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:23,517 -OKAY. 824 00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:24,551 -AND BE OUT BY 7:00. 825 00:35:24,586 --> 00:35:27,034 -OKAY, GREAT. 826 00:35:27,068 --> 00:35:30,620 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 827 00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:32,862 SHE'S STRICT, BUT I LIKE IT. 828 00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:41,655 ASHLEY, DAVE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE SHOWERS. 829 00:35:41,689 --> 00:35:43,034 THAT'S SEPARATE SHOWERS. 830 00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:45,620 AND, UH, WE'RE GONNA USE THE MASTER BEDROOM, 831 00:35:45,655 --> 00:35:48,068 BUT FIRST I WANT TO CHECK OUT THE CAMERAS. 832 00:35:48,103 --> 00:35:50,793 -[ SMOOCHES ] 833 00:36:10,482 --> 00:36:14,965 -HEY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 834 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,137 IS CASEY YOUR...GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING? 835 00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:22,034 -WELL, I'M DEFINITELY BANGING HER, 836 00:36:22,068 --> 00:36:23,827 BUT IT'S NOT EXCLUSIVE, YOU KNOW? 837 00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:26,310 -YEAH, SHE'S KIND OF GETTING LIKE THE BOSS' WIFE, 838 00:36:26,344 --> 00:36:27,896 YOU KNOW, WITH THE FILMING AND... 839 00:36:27,931 --> 00:36:29,482 -ALL RIGHT, I WILL NIP THAT IN THE BUD. 840 00:36:29,517 --> 00:36:30,689 THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP. 841 00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:31,896 -SURE. 842 00:36:31,931 --> 00:36:34,241 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA NEED MORE DRIVES. 843 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,482 -CALL NICO, HAVE HIM BRING SOME UP. 844 00:36:36,517 --> 00:36:38,655 -[ Mockingly ] I'M GONNA CALL NICO, HAVE HIM BRING SOME UP. 845 00:36:41,724 --> 00:36:43,689 -DICK. 846 00:36:45,172 --> 00:36:47,172 -UH, MIKE, WHERE YOU GOING? 847 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,172 -WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? 848 00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:52,344 [ BACH'S "JESU, JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING," PLAYING ON PIANO ] 849 00:36:55,758 --> 00:36:57,965 WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT? 850 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,862 -PIANO LESSONS. 851 00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,862 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP PLAYING. 852 00:37:01,896 --> 00:37:04,068 -DON'T FILM ME PLAYING. 853 00:37:04,103 --> 00:37:05,586 -HANG ON. 854 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,551 I CAN FILM YOU FUCKING ON THE PIANO, 855 00:37:07,586 --> 00:37:09,586 BUT I CAN'T FILM YOU PLAYING THE PIANO? 856 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,827 -UH, WERE YOUR PARENTS LOADED OR SOMETHING? 857 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:14,896 -NO, I USED TO PLAY THE PIANO, AND NOW I'M A PORN STAR. 858 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,344 -WHY? 859 00:37:16,379 --> 00:37:18,103 -THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 860 00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:21,448 -CASEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? 861 00:37:21,482 --> 00:37:24,137 -WHATEVER I WANT, THAT'S WHAT I DO. 862 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:27,034 AND WHATEVER I DO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 863 00:37:27,068 --> 00:37:29,137 AND I'M A BITCHIN' PORN STAR. 864 00:37:31,068 --> 00:37:33,206 -JESUS, I'M OLD. 865 00:37:36,068 --> 00:37:37,551 OHH. 866 00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:16,586 -[ IMITATING HORROR-MOVIE MUSIC ] 867 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,586 -JESUS CHRIST! 868 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:20,344 [ LAUGHTER ] 869 00:38:20,379 --> 00:38:21,586 STUPID! 870 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,068 -HEY, LOOK, MA! LOOK, MA! 871 00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:24,655 LOOK, MA! LOOK WHAT I GOT! 872 00:38:24,689 --> 00:38:26,862 -YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. 873 00:38:26,896 --> 00:38:29,000 FUCK YOU. 874 00:38:32,068 --> 00:38:35,172 -ASHLEY, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 875 00:38:35,206 --> 00:38:37,310 -AWW. THANKS, SWEETIE. 876 00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:38,620 [ DOOR OPENS ] 877 00:38:38,655 --> 00:38:39,896 -ARE YOU SET? 878 00:38:39,931 --> 00:38:41,241 -HEY, MIKE. 879 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:44,413 DO YOU STILL KNOW THAT GUY WHO DOES THOSE SUPERHERO MOVIES? 880 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:46,793 -OH, YES, HE WAS LIKE A DRUG BUDDY. 881 00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:48,310 I DON'T THINK I COULD CALL HIM. 882 00:38:48,344 --> 00:38:49,482 -I WANT TO BRANCH OUT. 883 00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:51,310 -BABE, YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 884 00:38:51,344 --> 00:38:54,103 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MESS WITH THOSE HOLLYWOOD SCUMBAGS? 885 00:38:54,137 --> 00:38:56,689 -I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN DO THIS. 886 00:38:56,724 --> 00:38:59,551 -LOOK, FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, DO ALL THE PORN YOU CAN. 887 00:38:59,586 --> 00:39:02,551 THEN PUT IT IN THE BANK. YOUR KIDS WILL THANK YOU FOR IT. 888 00:39:02,586 --> 00:39:04,344 -YEAH, I KNOW. 889 00:39:04,379 --> 00:39:07,103 -THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX. 890 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:09,551 -I JUST WANT TO DO REAL ACTING. 891 00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:12,689 -[ SIGHS ] THAT'S REALLY HARD, ASHLEY. 892 00:39:12,724 --> 00:39:14,034 -WHY IS IT HARD? 893 00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:15,448 -WHY DO YOU THINK? 894 00:39:15,482 --> 00:39:19,068 -'CAUSE ONCE YOU DO PORN, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE DIRTY? 895 00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:21,068 -PRETTY MUCH. -NO. 896 00:39:21,103 --> 00:39:22,793 PEOPLE GET AROUND THAT. 897 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,931 I'LL JUST BE SO GOOD THEY WON'T CARE THAT I DID PORN. 898 00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:27,241 -HEY, I'M BEHIND YOU. 899 00:39:27,275 --> 00:39:29,448 -EW. I DO NOT TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND. 900 00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:32,137 IN FACT, I DON'T EVER TAKE YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 901 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,448 -I-I THINK I'M HURT. 902 00:39:33,482 --> 00:39:35,620 "LUCKY BASTARD" IN FIVE! 903 00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:37,310 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 904 00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:41,379 -[ SIGHS ] 905 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,827 [ RAPS TABLE ] 906 00:39:42,862 --> 00:39:45,620 SWEETIE, WILL YOU JUST STOP FILMING THAT FOR A MINUTE? 907 00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:48,137 -YEAH. 908 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,724 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 909 00:39:55,344 --> 00:39:58,034 -DUDE. HOW'S IT COMING? 910 00:39:58,068 --> 00:40:00,137 -I'M OKAY. 911 00:40:00,172 --> 00:40:01,862 -THIS IS PORN SEX. 912 00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:03,793 ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 913 00:40:03,827 --> 00:40:05,448 SO YOU JUST FOLLOW ASHLEY'S LEAD, 914 00:40:05,482 --> 00:40:08,034 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT LOOKS GOOD FOR CAMERA, ALL RIGHT? 915 00:40:08,068 --> 00:40:09,344 TELL HIM, CASEY. 916 00:40:09,379 --> 00:40:11,275 -YEAH, YOU JUST PRETEND LIKE THE CAMERA'S NOT THERE. 917 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:13,172 -OKAY. -ALL RIGHT. 918 00:40:13,206 --> 00:40:14,827 HOPE YOU DON'T POP TOO SOON. 919 00:40:14,862 --> 00:40:16,482 -I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 920 00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:18,275 -I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE WEBSITE, RIGHT? 921 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,482 SOME GUYS CAN'T GET IT UP. SOME GUYS POP TOO SOON. 922 00:40:20,517 --> 00:40:22,275 AND IF YOU CUM TOO SOON, 923 00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:25,793 ALL WE CAN REALLY FILM IS YOU GOING DOWN ON HER, 924 00:40:25,827 --> 00:40:27,586 AND THAT'S KIND OF LAME. 925 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,172 -I WON'T. 926 00:40:29,206 --> 00:40:30,862 -ALL RIGHT, GOOD, SO THINK ABOUT BASEBALL 927 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:33,000 OR, UH, YOU KNOW, THOSE DODGERS OR ANGELS OR WHATEVER, 928 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:34,758 [ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT? 929 00:40:41,413 --> 00:40:43,241 -LOCK THAT DOWN RIGHT THERE, NICO. 930 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,379 ALL RIGHT. 931 00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:48,862 OKAY. 932 00:40:48,896 --> 00:40:50,724 SO, UH, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE SOME STILLS OR SOMETHING? 933 00:40:50,758 --> 00:40:53,034 -LOOK, CASEY, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, 934 00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:55,344 BUT MAYBE NICO SHOULD SHOOT THE B-ROLL. 935 00:40:55,379 --> 00:40:56,758 -I CAN DO IT. 936 00:40:56,793 --> 00:40:58,551 -NO, NO, HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S RIGHT. 937 00:40:58,586 --> 00:40:59,586 GIVE IT TO NICO. 938 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,206 -WHY? 939 00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:03,034 -BECAUSE IT'S HIS FUCKING JOB, CASEY, ALL RIGHT? 940 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,172 HE DOESN'T SUCK DICK, 941 00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:05,482 AND YOU DON'T SHOOT THE "LUCKY BASTARD." 942 00:41:05,517 --> 00:41:08,241 HERE. 943 00:41:08,275 --> 00:41:10,034 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 944 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,931 -FOR A CIGARETTE, ASSHOLE! 945 00:41:11,965 --> 00:41:15,241 -MIKE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL IF I DON'T DO THE B-ROLL. 946 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,827 -NICO, LET ME HANDLE IT. 947 00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:19,103 ALL RIGHT. COME HERE. 948 00:41:19,137 --> 00:41:22,413 ALL RIGHT. 949 00:41:22,448 --> 00:41:24,896 LUCKY BASTARD. 950 00:41:24,931 --> 00:41:28,586 FUCK HER FOR YOUR COUNTRY. 951 00:41:32,517 --> 00:41:34,241 -GET DOWN THERE, BAD BOY. 952 00:41:52,758 --> 00:41:55,896 YEAH. 953 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,965 -[ MOANING ] 954 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,172 -YEAH. 955 00:41:59,206 --> 00:42:00,448 -WAIT. WAIT. 956 00:42:00,482 --> 00:42:02,827 DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T TOUCH IT! 957 00:42:02,862 --> 00:42:04,034 -OHH. 958 00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:05,034 -FUCK! 959 00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:06,517 -WHAT THE FUCK?! 960 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:08,206 -I THINK WE HAVE PREMATURE LIFTOFF. 961 00:42:08,241 --> 00:42:11,413 -ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! HE CAME ALREADY?! 962 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,000 -I TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH IT! 963 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:14,724 -OH, YOU'RE FUCKING BLAMING ME? 964 00:42:14,758 --> 00:42:16,034 -I'M SORRY. 965 00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:17,344 -OH, NO, OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 966 00:42:17,379 --> 00:42:19,689 LOOK, IF WE GIVE YOU LIKE 20 MINUTES, OKAY, 967 00:42:19,724 --> 00:42:22,551 CAN YOU GO AGAIN AND JUST MAYBE NOT POP SO QUICK? 968 00:42:22,586 --> 00:42:23,758 -YEAH. 969 00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:25,103 -OKAY, NO. -YEAH. 970 00:42:25,137 --> 00:42:27,310 -I AM OUT OF HERE. 971 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:28,896 -NO, I CAN GO AGAIN. 972 00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:30,586 -NO, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 973 00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,379 -FUCK ME. 974 00:42:32,413 --> 00:42:34,517 COME ON! -I CAN DO IT AGAIN. 975 00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:35,896 -HE PUSHED ME! 976 00:42:35,931 --> 00:42:37,413 I AM NOT WORKING WITH HIM! 977 00:42:37,448 --> 00:42:38,517 -ASHLEY, I'M SORRY. 978 00:42:38,551 --> 00:42:40,137 -DUDE, YOU CANNOT PUSH A WOMAN! 979 00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:41,448 -COME ON, DON'T OVERREACT. 980 00:42:41,482 --> 00:42:43,103 -NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM DONE. 981 00:42:43,137 --> 00:42:44,413 THIS -- THIS IS A NEW LOW. 982 00:42:44,448 --> 00:42:45,724 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, BABY -- 983 00:42:45,758 --> 00:42:48,275 -I KNOW I'M NOT A LAWYER OR HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON, 984 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:49,379 BUT I HAVE STANDARDS. 985 00:42:49,413 --> 00:42:50,448 I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 986 00:42:50,482 --> 00:42:52,206 THIS -- THIS IS NOT PROFESSIONAL. 987 00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:53,517 THIS IS JUST FUCKING SICK. 988 00:42:53,551 --> 00:42:54,862 -JESUS! RELAX! 989 00:42:54,896 --> 00:42:56,275 YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING HOT FOR HIM TO HANDLE. 990 00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:58,448 -OH, SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS HE? FUCKING 12? 991 00:42:58,482 --> 00:42:59,758 IS HE A FUCKING VIRGIN? 992 00:42:59,793 --> 00:43:00,862 -I'M NOT A VIRGIN. 993 00:43:00,896 --> 00:43:02,068 -YOU! GET BACK IN THERE! 994 00:43:02,103 --> 00:43:03,793 -DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. 995 00:43:03,827 --> 00:43:05,448 THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT YOU IN THIS POSITION 996 00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:06,448 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 997 00:43:06,482 --> 00:43:07,448 -JUST -- WE'RE SORRY. 998 00:43:07,482 --> 00:43:08,448 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 999 00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:09,827 I HAD A MARRIAGE LIKE THIS -- 1000 00:43:09,862 --> 00:43:12,206 ABUSE, APOLOGY, ABUSE, APOLOGY. 1001 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:14,551 NO FUCKING WAY! 1002 00:43:14,586 --> 00:43:16,724 NO FUCKING MAN IS EVER GONNA ABUSE ME AGAIN! 1003 00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:18,068 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1004 00:43:18,103 --> 00:43:21,000 YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF, AND DON'T YOU DARE USE IT! 1005 00:43:27,206 --> 00:43:29,310 -JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS. 1006 00:43:35,206 --> 00:43:36,965 [ SIGHS ] 1007 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,620 ASH. 1008 00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:51,413 YOU JUST -- JUST GO AWAY, OKAY? 1009 00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:53,206 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS IS GONNA TAKE. 1010 00:43:53,241 --> 00:43:54,275 -YOU SAID NEVER STOP ROLLING. 1011 00:43:54,310 --> 00:43:56,241 -SH... 1012 00:43:56,275 --> 00:43:59,551 SHE'S REALLY UPSET, ALL RIGHT? 1013 00:44:01,689 --> 00:44:04,586 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 1014 00:44:07,724 --> 00:44:09,275 ASH. 1015 00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:11,758 COME ON. LET ME IN. 1016 00:44:16,482 --> 00:44:17,724 -I'M NOT A VIRGIN. 1017 00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:18,931 -WE BELIEVE YOU. 1018 00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:20,000 -I CAN GO AGAIN. 1019 00:44:20,034 --> 00:44:21,724 -IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT UP TO YOU NOW. 1020 00:44:21,758 --> 00:44:22,965 -IS HE GONNA TALK TO HER? 1021 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:23,931 -HE'S TRYING. 1022 00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:27,068 -I WANT TO FUCK HER. 1023 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:28,655 -[ CHORTLES ] 1024 00:44:28,689 --> 00:44:30,137 NO, I THINK THE LUCKY BASTARD'S LUCK MIGHT HAVE RUN OUT. 1025 00:44:30,172 --> 00:44:31,551 -DON'T LAUGH AT ME! 1026 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,931 -HEY, SETTLE DOWN THERE, BEAVIS. 1027 00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:35,206 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1028 00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,172 -I WANT TO FUCK HER! 1029 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,551 -OKAY. 1030 00:44:37,586 --> 00:44:39,965 -COME ON! WHEN DO I GET TO FUCK HER?! 1031 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,103 -[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT, CALM -- CALM DOWN, BUD. 1032 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:45,068 THIS IS -- THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE FUNNIEST THING 1033 00:44:45,103 --> 00:44:47,862 WE'VE EVER SEEN IN THIS BUSINESS. 1034 00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:50,655 [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ] 1035 00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:52,034 -DON'T LAUGH AT ME! 1036 00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:54,275 -I CAN'T STOP. I CAN'T BREATHE! 1037 00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:57,724 -ASH, IT'S -- IT'S JUST ME. 1038 00:44:57,758 --> 00:45:00,931 C-COME ON. OPEN UP. 1039 00:45:04,586 --> 00:45:06,724 -[ SIGHS ] 1040 00:45:06,758 --> 00:45:08,206 [ SNIFFLES ] 1041 00:45:12,068 --> 00:45:15,344 -ASHLEY, YOU BEEN CRYING? 1042 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,379 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1043 00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:28,310 I'M SORRY. 1044 00:45:31,034 --> 00:45:35,103 -I TOLD YOU NO AMATEURS, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. 1045 00:45:35,137 --> 00:45:40,034 I JUST -- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME. 1046 00:45:40,068 --> 00:45:42,517 -'CAUSE YOU'RE A REALLY TOUGH CUSTOMER, 1047 00:45:42,551 --> 00:45:44,965 AND I JUST FIGURED YOU'D GET OVER IT. 1048 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:52,241 -NO, I AM A GROWN WOMAN, AND I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO. 1049 00:45:54,103 --> 00:45:55,310 [ SNIFFLES ] 1050 00:45:55,344 --> 00:45:57,724 I'M SORRY I FUCKED UP YOUR SHOOT. 1051 00:45:57,758 --> 00:45:59,034 -THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1052 00:45:59,068 --> 00:46:01,172 YOU WANT ME TO SEND THE KID HOME? 1053 00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:02,620 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 1054 00:46:10,931 --> 00:46:14,586 -I HAD A STALKER ONCE. 1055 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:17,931 WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. 1056 00:46:17,965 --> 00:46:21,137 AND THIS GUY -- THIS GUY HAS "STALKER" WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM. 1057 00:46:21,172 --> 00:46:22,379 -HE IS NOT A STALKER. 1058 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,620 EVEN YOU SAID HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY. 1059 00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,000 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS. 1060 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:29,551 -[ SNIFFLING ] 1061 00:46:29,586 --> 00:46:32,379 JUST SEND HIM HOME, OKAY? 1062 00:46:32,413 --> 00:46:33,655 I'LL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR MONEY. 1063 00:46:33,689 --> 00:46:36,448 -YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 1064 00:46:36,482 --> 00:46:39,413 -[ SNIFFLES ] 1065 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:43,275 -I'M SORRY. 1066 00:46:43,310 --> 00:46:45,137 -IT'S OKAY. 1067 00:46:48,448 --> 00:46:51,689 JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN HE'S GONE. 1068 00:46:51,724 --> 00:46:53,517 -OKAY. 1069 00:46:57,137 --> 00:47:00,689 I'M SORRY, HONEY, REALLY. 1070 00:47:00,724 --> 00:47:03,000 -THANK YOU. 1071 00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:11,689 -WELL, MY, UH -- MY FRIENDLY MASTURBATORS AT HOME, 1072 00:47:11,724 --> 00:47:15,413 IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE LEFT YOU WITH BLUE BALLS. 1073 00:47:15,448 --> 00:47:17,689 OH, YOU'RE OUT HALF AN HOUR, 1074 00:47:17,724 --> 00:47:21,103 AND...I'M OUT THREE GRAND. 1075 00:47:21,137 --> 00:47:23,620 -THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN SALVAGE THIS? 1076 00:47:23,655 --> 00:47:26,103 -NO. THERE'S... 1077 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:33,482 CASEY. 1078 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,206 HI. 1079 00:47:36,862 --> 00:47:38,413 THERE'S A CHANGE OF PLANS, OKAY? 1080 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:39,862 -MM-HMM. 1081 00:47:39,896 --> 00:47:42,724 -I NEED YOU TO FUCK THE LUCKY BASTARD FOR ME. 1082 00:47:42,758 --> 00:47:44,448 I'M GONNA PAY YOU 500 BUCKS. 1083 00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:46,689 THAT'S FOR ORAL AND STRAIGHT SEX. 1084 00:47:46,724 --> 00:47:49,172 -WHAT HAPPENED TO ASHLEY? 1085 00:47:49,206 --> 00:47:54,344 -LET'S JUST SAY THAT THERE WAS A CHEMISTRY PROBLEM. 1086 00:47:54,379 --> 00:47:57,413 -SO [CHUCKLES] 1087 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:59,448 SO, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO RUN THE CAMERA, 1088 00:47:59,482 --> 00:48:01,172 BUT NOW THAT YOU NEED A VAGINA... 1089 00:48:01,206 --> 00:48:02,758 -WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1090 00:48:02,793 --> 00:48:04,000 HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU WANT -- 1091 00:48:04,034 --> 00:48:06,000 YOU WANTED TO BE IN THE -- -FUCK. 1092 00:48:06,034 --> 00:48:07,413 -YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY. 1093 00:48:07,448 --> 00:48:09,586 THIS IS WHAT IT IS. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1094 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,931 KRIS, YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 1095 00:48:11,965 --> 00:48:13,586 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD -- 1096 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:14,793 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 1097 00:48:14,827 --> 00:48:16,620 -OH, REALLY? -I WAS RUDE. 1098 00:48:16,655 --> 00:48:18,068 -RUDE? WELL, THAT JUST FUCKING STARTS IT. 1099 00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:20,137 -WELL, YEAH. 1100 00:48:20,172 --> 00:48:23,517 -IT'S JUST A BUSINESS, CASEY. ASH DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT. 1101 00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:25,344 -I'M NOT HIS FUCKING WHORE! 1102 00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:26,551 -WHOA! WHOA. HEY, HEY. 1103 00:48:26,586 --> 00:48:27,896 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 1104 00:48:27,931 --> 00:48:33,793 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE GROOMING ME TO BE A STAR. 1105 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:35,172 -Yeah. 1106 00:48:35,206 --> 00:48:38,275 -MAYBE I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME. 1107 00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:41,862 -I DO CARE ABOUT YOU, AND YOU ARE A STAR, 1108 00:48:41,896 --> 00:48:45,344 AND THIS IS YOUR SHOT. 1109 00:48:45,379 --> 00:48:46,758 -FUCKING THAT CREEP? 1110 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:48,310 -YEAH. 1111 00:48:59,379 --> 00:49:02,275 -FUCK YOU! 1112 00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:05,241 AND FUCK YOU, TOO! 1113 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:06,862 -CASEY, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1114 00:49:06,896 --> 00:49:08,172 -I'M CALLING MY FRIEND! 1115 00:49:08,206 --> 00:49:10,862 -NO, YOU'RE NOT. OH, COME ON. COME ON BACK HERE. 1116 00:49:10,896 --> 00:49:12,068 -YES, I FUCKING AM. 1117 00:49:12,103 --> 00:49:13,724 -FUCK. 1118 00:49:13,758 --> 00:49:15,758 -THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO DATE THE TALENT. 1119 00:49:15,793 --> 00:49:18,034 -YOU KNOW, KRIS, YOU'RE A -- YOU'RE A GOOD CAMERAMAN, 1120 00:49:18,068 --> 00:49:20,448 AND YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT GUY, BUT YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER. 1121 00:49:20,482 --> 00:49:23,275 -SORRY, DUDE. 1122 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:25,344 -NO, I JUST NEED A RIDE OUT OF HERE. 1123 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,448 FUCKIN'-A! 1124 00:49:26,482 --> 00:49:28,344 -YOU'RE SMART TO STAY MARRIED. 1125 00:49:30,206 --> 00:49:35,034 I CAN'T USE ANY OF THIS. 1126 00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:37,137 THIS MAKES ME LOOK BAD. 1127 00:49:39,862 --> 00:49:41,931 FUCK. 1128 00:49:41,965 --> 00:49:43,137 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1129 00:49:43,172 --> 00:49:44,448 -WHAT? 1130 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,931 -CAN I TALK TO YOU? LOOK -- LOOK, I-I KNOW. 1131 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:47,172 -WHAT? DID YOU WANT ME TO FUCK SOMEBODY ELSE? 1132 00:49:47,206 --> 00:49:48,620 GET THE FUCK OFF ME! 1133 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:51,724 -AW, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 1134 00:49:51,758 --> 00:49:54,517 -WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU! 1135 00:49:54,551 --> 00:49:57,896 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! 1136 00:49:57,931 --> 00:50:00,310 FUCK OFF! 1137 00:50:00,344 --> 00:50:02,103 [ DOG BARKING ] 1138 00:50:05,724 --> 00:50:06,827 -ASH! 1139 00:50:06,862 --> 00:50:08,413 ASH. 1140 00:50:08,448 --> 00:50:10,827 COME ON, ONE LAST STAB, OKAY? 1141 00:50:10,862 --> 00:50:14,827 SO, IF I HIRE A PRO, WILL YOU DO A SCENE FOR ME? 1142 00:50:14,862 --> 00:50:16,482 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WITH WHO? 1143 00:50:16,517 --> 00:50:19,344 -I-I DON'T KNOW. ONE OF THE GUYS YOU LIKE, LIKE DEVIN? 1144 00:50:19,379 --> 00:50:20,827 JOSH? 1145 00:50:20,862 --> 00:50:23,758 -HOW DOES THAT FIT IN TO THIS "LUCKY BASTARD"? 1146 00:50:23,793 --> 00:50:26,137 -LOOK, WE JUST GO WITH WHAT WE HAVE. 1147 00:50:26,172 --> 00:50:29,034 LUCKY BASTARD HAD HIS CHANCE, AND HE BLEW IT, 1148 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,551 SO WE HAD TO HIRE A PRO 1149 00:50:30,586 --> 00:50:33,482 BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL UP FOR A GOOD FUCKING. 1150 00:50:34,862 --> 00:50:36,586 -THAT'S FINE. 1151 00:50:41,655 --> 00:50:43,275 [ SIGHS ] 1152 00:50:45,517 --> 00:50:46,862 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1153 00:50:46,896 --> 00:50:48,931 -DAVE, GET DRESSED. GET YOUR STUFF. YOU'RE DONE. 1154 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,034 -WHERE'S ASHLEY? -SHE LEFT. 1155 00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:52,620 -WHAT ABOUT MY SCENE? 1156 00:50:52,655 --> 00:50:54,103 -YOU DID IT ALREADY. 1157 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:56,000 -I DIDN'T GET TO FUCK HER. 1158 00:50:56,034 --> 00:50:57,931 -NO, YOU COULDN'T FUCK HER. 1159 00:50:57,965 --> 00:50:59,000 -WHAT DID ASHLEY SAY? 1160 00:50:59,034 --> 00:51:00,793 -IT'S NOT HER DECISION. IT'S MINE. 1161 00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:02,137 -WELL, I WANT TO TALK TO HER. 1162 00:51:02,172 --> 00:51:03,586 -YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO HER. 1163 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,034 -THIS IS BULLSHIT! 1164 00:51:05,068 --> 00:51:07,448 -BRO, IT'S OVER. 1165 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:08,827 GET DRESSED. 1166 00:51:08,862 --> 00:51:11,000 NICO WILL DRIVE YOU TO THE STATION. 1167 00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:12,310 -I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 1168 00:51:12,344 --> 00:51:14,103 -I KNOW. I KNOW. 1169 00:51:14,137 --> 00:51:17,172 IT'S, UH, IT'S A NO-BLAME SEVERANCE, MAN. 1170 00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:19,344 BUT YOU GOT TO GO. 1171 00:51:37,413 --> 00:51:39,482 -AND ANOTHER THING IS I NEED EXTENDED-LIFE BATTERIES, 1172 00:51:39,517 --> 00:51:41,379 'CAUSE I SPENT HALF THE DAY REPLACING BATTERIES, 1173 00:51:41,413 --> 00:51:43,000 AND I HAVE AN EXTENDED-LIFE BATTERY -- 1174 00:51:43,034 --> 00:51:44,724 -WHAT THE FUCK? -THERE HE IS. 1175 00:51:44,758 --> 00:51:45,827 -I'M TAKING THE FILM. -HEY. 1176 00:51:45,862 --> 00:51:47,827 -THE FUCK YOU ARE! -NO, NO, NO, NO. 1177 00:51:47,862 --> 00:51:49,931 -YOU CAN'T USE THIS FOOTAGE IF I DIDN'T GET TO FUCK HER. 1178 00:51:49,965 --> 00:51:52,103 -NO! OH, NO! I PAID FOR IT. IT'S MINE. YOU SIGNED THE FORM. 1179 00:51:52,137 --> 00:51:54,000 -NO, IF YOU USE THIS FOOTAGE, I'M WARNING YOU... 1180 00:51:54,034 --> 00:51:57,310 -WHAT?! YOU'LL WHAT?! YOU'RE GONNA SUE ME? 1181 00:51:57,344 --> 00:52:00,000 WHAT? WITH THE LAW FIRM OF LOSER, JACK OFF, AND ASSHOLE? 1182 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,620 FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS GUY! 1183 00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:02,965 I'VE FUCKING HAD IT! 1184 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,068 -MIKE, TAKE IT EASY. 1185 00:52:04,103 --> 00:52:05,448 -ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! 1186 00:52:05,482 --> 00:52:07,655 THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA, RIGHT FUCKING HERE! 1187 00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:10,137 EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE ENTITLED TO ANY FUCKING THING THEY WANT! 1188 00:52:10,172 --> 00:52:12,068 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WASN'T ENTITLED TO SHIT! 1189 00:52:12,103 --> 00:52:14,034 MY DAD WAS A FUCKING GROCERY CLERK, 1190 00:52:14,068 --> 00:52:16,793 AND I BUILT THIS COMPANY WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS! 1191 00:52:16,827 --> 00:52:19,310 -ALL RIGHT! THEN -- THEN YOU GIVE ME SOME MONEY! 1192 00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:21,000 -OH! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?! 1193 00:52:21,034 --> 00:52:23,482 GIVE YOU SOME FUCKING MONEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? 1194 00:52:23,517 --> 00:52:25,724 I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS AS A PITY FUCK, 1195 00:52:25,758 --> 00:52:27,379 AND NOW I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU SHIT! 1196 00:52:27,413 --> 00:52:29,000 FUCK YOU! 1197 00:52:29,034 --> 00:52:30,344 FUCK! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO?! 1198 00:52:30,379 --> 00:52:33,103 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ALL OF US?! COME ON, BITCH! HUH? 1199 00:52:33,137 --> 00:52:35,000 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 1200 00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:40,344 -FUCK! FUCK. 1201 00:52:43,862 --> 00:52:45,517 -FUCKING BITCH. 1202 00:52:45,551 --> 00:52:47,206 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1203 00:52:50,068 --> 00:52:52,931 -[ SIGHS ] 1204 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:54,448 AND, MIKE? 1205 00:52:54,482 --> 00:52:58,275 CAN WE CALL HIM A CAB? YOU GOT HIM ALL WOUND UP. 1206 00:52:58,310 --> 00:53:01,034 -DON'T BE A PUSSY. 1207 00:53:01,068 --> 00:53:04,068 -MY CAR'S FULL OF CRAP. THERE'S NO ROOM. 1208 00:53:04,103 --> 00:53:05,172 -TAKE MY CAR. 1209 00:53:05,206 --> 00:53:07,965 -COME ON, LET'S JUST GET HIM A CAB. 1210 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,965 -YOU WANT TO GET HIM A CAB? 1211 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,206 YOU PAY FOR IT. 1212 00:53:12,241 --> 00:53:14,137 -YOU WERE GONNA GIVE HIM A HUNDRED BUCKS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1213 00:53:14,172 --> 00:53:15,448 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1214 00:53:15,482 --> 00:53:20,137 NICO, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. 1215 00:53:34,068 --> 00:53:37,275 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1216 00:53:37,310 --> 00:53:38,586 -DUDE, YOU OKAY? 1217 00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:40,137 -NO. 1218 00:53:40,172 --> 00:53:43,758 -HE ASKED ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE STATION. 1219 00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:45,310 -IT'S NOT RIGHT. 1220 00:53:45,344 --> 00:53:47,620 -YOU KNOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, RIGHT? 1221 00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:50,517 IT'S JUST A JOB. 1222 00:53:50,551 --> 00:53:52,379 -DOES HE YELL A LOT? 1223 00:53:52,413 --> 00:53:54,551 -I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1224 00:53:54,586 --> 00:53:58,551 ARE -- ARE WE COOL? 1225 00:53:58,586 --> 00:54:01,413 -YEAH. 1226 00:54:15,344 --> 00:54:16,586 -A GUY THAT...WHACKED? 1227 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,862 I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE CAREER! 1228 00:54:18,896 --> 00:54:20,620 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 1229 00:54:20,655 --> 00:54:21,724 -YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 1230 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,551 I THINK HE WAS SUBCONSCIOUSLY WORRIED 1231 00:54:23,586 --> 00:54:25,482 ABOUT SHOOTING HIS NUT TOO EARLY, RIGHT? 1232 00:54:25,517 --> 00:54:27,275 SO THEN HE SABOTAGES THE WHOLE THING. 1233 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:29,620 SO THEN IF HE SABOTAGES THE WHOLE THING, 1234 00:54:29,655 --> 00:54:31,724 NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT HIS DICK PROBLEM. 1235 00:54:31,758 --> 00:54:33,034 AND ANOTHER THING -- [SCOFFS] 1236 00:54:33,068 --> 00:54:34,965 I DON'T THINK HE EVER WENT TO THE ARMY. 1237 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,068 I THINK THAT'S BULLSHIT. 1238 00:54:36,103 --> 00:54:38,034 I ASKED HIM WHERE HE'S STATIONED, RIGHT? 1239 00:54:38,068 --> 00:54:39,896 HE SAYS, "84th AIRBORNE, AL ASAD." NO. 1240 00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:41,310 -WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1241 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:43,620 -UH, THERE HASN'T BEEN 84th AIRBORNE 1242 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,103 SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN. 1243 00:54:45,137 --> 00:54:47,793 -"WELL, THERE HASN'T BEEN AN 84th AIRBORNE 1244 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,137 SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN." 1245 00:54:50,172 --> 00:54:51,793 JESUS. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SMART. 1246 00:54:51,827 --> 00:54:54,000 IT'S LIKE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE OR SOMETHING. 1247 00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:56,103 -YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID GO TO COLLEGE, OKAY? 1248 00:54:56,137 --> 00:54:59,344 AND YOU KNOW THAT I WENT TO COLLEGE. 1249 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,551 -I'M SORRY. 1250 00:55:00,586 --> 00:55:02,379 -NO, YOU'RE NOT SORRY, MIKE. 1251 00:55:02,413 --> 00:55:03,931 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1252 00:55:03,965 --> 00:55:06,310 IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF. 1253 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:08,862 YOU CONSTANTLY PUSH PEOPLE TOO FAR. 1254 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,965 -I KNOW. I... 1255 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,103 I REALLY AM SORRY, BUDDY. 1256 00:55:20,172 --> 00:55:22,517 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 14, 1257 00:55:22,551 --> 00:55:26,344 I COULD JERK OFF LIKE 5 TIMES AN HOUR. 1258 00:55:26,379 --> 00:55:28,206 -AND ALL YOU HAD 1259 00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:31,241 WAS OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE PHOTOS, SKETCHES. 1260 00:55:31,275 --> 00:55:33,793 -[ Laughing ] I HAD VIDEOS, MAN. 1261 00:55:33,827 --> 00:55:35,620 I KEPT THEM IN THE BOTTOM OF MY CLOSET 1262 00:55:35,655 --> 00:55:38,103 AND PUT FAKE LABELS ON THEM SO MY MOTHER WOULDN'T KNOW. 1263 00:55:38,137 --> 00:55:40,413 -YOU'RE SMART. 1264 00:55:40,448 --> 00:55:42,827 -THANK GOD. 1265 00:55:42,862 --> 00:55:45,034 ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. 1266 00:55:48,344 --> 00:55:51,000 [ DOOR ALARM BEEPING ] 1267 00:55:57,551 --> 00:55:59,896 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1268 00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:19,000 -IS THAT CAMERA ON? 1269 00:56:19,034 --> 00:56:22,068 -I DON'T KNOW. 1270 00:56:22,103 --> 00:56:24,172 -I THINK IT'S ON. 1271 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:27,137 -YEAH, GUESS IT IS. 1272 00:56:27,172 --> 00:56:29,482 -TURN IT OFF. 1273 00:56:29,517 --> 00:56:33,137 -UH, LET'S JUST -- LET'S JUST LEAVE IT, OKAY? 1274 00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:34,758 -FINE. I'LL TURN IT OFF. 1275 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:36,793 -NO. NO, NO. 1276 00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,413 I'LL DO IT. 1277 00:56:45,965 --> 00:56:47,034 -IT'S STILL ON. 1278 00:56:47,068 --> 00:56:48,379 -NO, IT'S NOT. 1279 00:56:48,413 --> 00:56:51,793 OKAY, DUDE, WE'RE LIKE 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE STATION. 1280 00:56:51,827 --> 00:56:53,655 LET'S JUST PLEASE GET THERE. 1281 00:56:53,689 --> 00:56:55,448 -I'M TIRED OF BEING FILMED. 1282 00:56:55,482 --> 00:57:00,137 -LOOK, I'D FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IF IT WERE ON. 1283 00:57:00,172 --> 00:57:03,068 -WHY? 1284 00:57:03,103 --> 00:57:05,448 -I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1285 00:57:08,379 --> 00:57:12,137 -YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING? 1286 00:57:12,172 --> 00:57:15,172 -I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, OKAY? 1287 00:57:15,206 --> 00:57:17,862 MY BOSS, YEAH, HE'S A DICK, BUT THIS IS JUST A JOB. 1288 00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:21,034 IT PAYS THE BILLS. 1289 00:57:21,068 --> 00:57:24,000 BUT FUCK IT. LET'S JUST GET TO THE STATION. 1290 00:57:28,310 --> 00:57:30,000 -PULL OVER. I GOT TO PISS. 1291 00:57:30,034 --> 00:57:31,517 -WE'RE 10 MINUTES AWAY. 1292 00:57:31,551 --> 00:57:34,482 -LET ME GO IN THE BUSHES. COME ON. PULL OVER. 1293 00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:36,413 OKAY, I'LL PISS IN YOUR BOSS' CAR. 1294 00:57:36,448 --> 00:57:39,068 -ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT. 1295 00:57:48,655 --> 00:57:51,275 [ DOOR ALARM BEEPING ] 1296 00:57:51,310 --> 00:57:54,758 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1297 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,965 [ KNOCK ON GLASS ] 1298 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,034 WHAT? 1299 00:58:17,068 --> 00:58:18,655 [ GROANS ] 1300 00:58:20,517 --> 00:58:22,620 -[ GRUNTING ] 1301 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,827 [ WINDSHIELD WIPERS CLICKING ] 1302 00:58:48,206 --> 00:58:50,482 [ WINDSHIELD WIPERS SLOW ] 1303 00:58:51,965 --> 00:58:53,896 BRET, THIS IS MIKE AT "LUCKY BASTARD." 1304 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:55,620 UM, I-I HAD KIND OF AN EMERGENCY, 1305 00:58:55,655 --> 00:58:57,586 AND I NEED A SKILLED WOODSMAN LIKE NOW 1306 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,034 FOR A SCENE WITH ASHLEY SAINT. 1307 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,448 IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, PLEASE CALL ME RIGHT AWAY. 1308 00:59:01,482 --> 00:59:02,827 THANKS, DUDE. 1309 00:59:02,862 --> 00:59:04,586 -I THINK BRET'S OUT OF TOWN. 1310 00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:07,896 HE'S LIKE IN DALLAS OR SOMEWHERE, VISITING HIS FOLKS. 1311 00:59:07,931 --> 00:59:09,482 -MAYBE NICO CAN FUCK HER. 1312 00:59:09,517 --> 00:59:12,068 [ PHONE RINGS ] 1313 00:59:12,103 --> 00:59:13,689 UH, BRET? 1314 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,551 JOSH! WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 1315 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:19,068 LISTEN, UM, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE AVAILABLE. 1316 00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:20,827 YOU ARE. SWEET. 1317 00:59:20,862 --> 00:59:23,137 UM, LOOK, WE'RE AT THE GORDON HOUSE. 1318 00:59:23,172 --> 00:59:24,793 HOW SOON CAN YOU GET HERE? 1319 00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:27,931 [ SCOFFS ] OH, UH, WE HAD THIS AMATEUR FLAMEOUT. 1320 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:29,448 DUDE, I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY. 1321 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:31,310 IT'S CRAZY. JUST... 1322 00:59:31,344 --> 00:59:33,965 THANKS. 1323 00:59:43,896 --> 00:59:45,275 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1324 00:59:45,310 --> 00:59:47,379 -IS HE HERE? 1325 00:59:49,724 --> 00:59:51,034 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1326 00:59:51,068 --> 00:59:54,551 I'M COMING! HOLD ON! 1327 00:59:54,586 --> 00:59:58,586 JOSH. DUDE, I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 1328 00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:01,068 -YEAH, YOU ARE PAYING ME MY REGULAR FEES? 1329 01:00:01,103 --> 01:00:03,068 -NO, I EXPECT YOU TO GET LAID FOR NOTHING. 1330 01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:04,689 COME ON. -ALL RIGHT. 1331 01:00:07,379 --> 01:00:10,241 -ASHLEY? 1332 01:00:10,275 --> 01:00:11,758 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1333 01:00:11,793 --> 01:00:13,275 -HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 1334 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,482 -HEY, BABE. 1335 01:00:14,517 --> 01:00:16,000 -WHAT'S UP? 1336 01:00:16,034 --> 01:00:17,793 -YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. 1337 01:00:17,827 --> 01:00:20,793 -NO. SERIOUSLY. NOW, ARE YOU READY TO GO? 1338 01:00:20,827 --> 01:00:22,172 -I'M ALWAYS READY. 1339 01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:25,586 -YOU'RE SUCH A HAM. [ Chuckling ] SERIOUSLY. 1340 01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:26,724 -[ Chuckling ] IT'S -- COME ON. 1341 01:00:26,758 --> 01:00:28,034 DO THAT AGAIN RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. 1342 01:00:28,068 --> 01:00:29,379 -I'M ALWAYS READY. 1343 01:00:29,413 --> 01:00:31,310 -[ LAUGHS ] 1344 01:00:33,689 --> 01:00:36,413 -[ MOANING ] 1345 01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:41,172 OH, YEAH! 1346 01:00:41,206 --> 01:00:43,965 [ MOANING ] 1347 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,655 -HI, SUZANNE. 1348 01:00:46,689 --> 01:00:48,241 -I'M SORRY. 1349 01:00:48,275 --> 01:00:52,413 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE DONE BY NOW. 1350 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:55,275 I'M JUST GONNA WAIT FOR MIKE OUTSIDE. 1351 01:00:55,310 --> 01:00:56,517 WH-- WHERE'S MIKE? 1352 01:00:56,551 --> 01:00:58,068 -AT THE MONITORS. 1353 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,413 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1354 01:01:01,448 --> 01:01:03,241 AWKWARD. [ LAUGHS ] 1355 01:01:03,275 --> 01:01:05,655 ALL RIGHT, GET BACK TO WORK, JOSH. 1356 01:01:05,689 --> 01:01:08,206 -[ COUGHS ] SORRY ABOUT THAT HACK. 1357 01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:09,413 -OH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE. 1358 01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:11,586 -I KNOW, THAT'S SEXY. LET ME HACK UP A LUNG. 1359 01:01:14,793 --> 01:01:16,000 -MIKE. 1360 01:01:16,034 --> 01:01:17,931 -I-I KNOW. WE'RE GOING OVER. 1361 01:01:17,965 --> 01:01:19,344 CAN -- CAN WE PRORATE? 1362 01:01:19,379 --> 01:01:21,137 -I-I NEED TO LOCK UP BY 7:00. 1363 01:01:21,172 --> 01:01:22,620 -CAN WE MAKE IT 7:30? 1364 01:01:22,655 --> 01:01:24,137 OH, NICO. WHERE ARE YOU? 1365 01:01:24,172 --> 01:01:25,689 ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE. 1366 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,620 -H-HIS CAR'S OUTSIDE. 1367 01:01:27,655 --> 01:01:31,275 -NO, I GAVE HIM MINE TO DRIVE THAT LOSER TO THE BUS STATION. 1368 01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:34,931 -I THOUGHT YOUR CAR WAS DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL. 1369 01:01:34,965 --> 01:01:39,172 -MY CAR? OH, FUCK. 1370 01:01:39,206 --> 01:01:40,965 HE'S BROODING SOMEWHERE. 1371 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,793 LISTEN, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CAN YOU, UH... 1372 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:48,482 FIND HIM AND TELL HIM I'M SORRY? 1373 01:01:48,517 --> 01:01:52,896 -MIKE. 7:30. 1374 01:01:52,931 --> 01:01:55,034 -I'LL BE DONE. I SWEAR. 1375 01:02:05,379 --> 01:02:07,931 [ DOG BARKING ] 1376 01:02:10,586 --> 01:02:12,896 -NICO? 1377 01:02:12,931 --> 01:02:15,724 NICO! 1378 01:02:25,379 --> 01:02:26,793 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1379 01:02:28,310 --> 01:02:29,827 -[ MOANING ] 1380 01:02:34,931 --> 01:02:37,862 [ MOANING ] 1381 01:02:37,896 --> 01:02:39,379 -NICO! 1382 01:02:41,655 --> 01:02:43,344 -Fuck. 1383 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:47,482 -[ MOANING ] 1384 01:02:48,448 --> 01:02:50,862 -NICO! 1385 01:02:50,896 --> 01:02:52,793 -[ MOANING ] 1386 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,068 MM! AHH! 1387 01:02:59,172 --> 01:03:01,413 [ BAT CRACKS ] 1388 01:03:01,448 --> 01:03:03,793 [ MOANING ] 1389 01:03:08,310 --> 01:03:10,620 OH! OH, YEAH! 1390 01:03:22,344 --> 01:03:23,793 [ MOANING ] 1391 01:03:34,413 --> 01:03:37,034 -WHAT?! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1392 01:03:37,068 --> 01:03:38,586 -I WANT THE FILM. 1393 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,862 -WHAT? -GIVE ME THE FILM. 1394 01:03:39,896 --> 01:03:42,034 -WHAT, WHAT? WHAT FILM? WE DON'T SHOOT ON FILM. 1395 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,034 I-IT GOES ONTO A COMPUTER. IT'S ON A HARD DRIVE. 1396 01:03:44,068 --> 01:03:45,137 -OKAY, THEN I'M TAKING THEM. 1397 01:03:45,172 --> 01:03:47,758 -IS THAT MY BAT? THAT'S MY SOFTBALL BAT. 1398 01:03:47,793 --> 01:03:49,689 JESUS CHRIST. WH--WH--WHERE'S NI-- 1399 01:03:49,724 --> 01:03:51,655 -GIVE ME THE HARD DRIVE. 1400 01:03:51,689 --> 01:03:52,758 -BRO, LISTEN TO ME. 1401 01:03:52,793 --> 01:03:53,827 -I'M NOT YOUR BRO. 1402 01:03:53,862 --> 01:03:55,482 MY BRO KILLED HIMSELF. 1403 01:03:55,517 --> 01:03:57,620 -I THOUGHT HE DIED OF CANCER? 1404 01:03:57,655 --> 01:03:59,724 DUDE -- D-DAVE. E-ERNEST. 1405 01:03:59,758 --> 01:04:02,034 L-L-LET'S TALK THIS THROUGH, OKAY? 1406 01:04:02,068 --> 01:04:03,241 LET ME GO GET KRIS. 1407 01:04:03,275 --> 01:04:04,793 -NO, NO, YOU KEEP THEM FILMING. 1408 01:04:04,827 --> 01:04:07,000 YOU KEEP THEM FILMING, OR I'LL HIT ASHLEY. 1409 01:04:07,034 --> 01:04:09,448 -OKAY! WE'LL WORK THIS OUT MAN TO MAN. ALL RIGHT. 1410 01:04:09,482 --> 01:04:11,448 -DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS HURTS? 1411 01:04:11,482 --> 01:04:12,620 -[ YELLS ] 1412 01:04:12,655 --> 01:04:14,034 -JUST GET THE DRIVES. 1413 01:04:14,068 --> 01:04:15,586 -OKAY, LOOK, THEY'RE RIGHT -- THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE. 1414 01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:19,034 LET ME JUST GET THEM FOR YOU, OKAY? 1415 01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:21,827 -DON'T OPEN THAT! 1416 01:04:21,862 --> 01:04:23,448 GIVE -- GIVE IT HERE. 1417 01:04:26,103 --> 01:04:29,413 ALL RIGHT. OPEN IT -- SLOW! 1418 01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:32,137 SLOW. SHOW THEM TO ME. 1419 01:04:33,724 --> 01:04:36,344 -LISTEN, BRO, I GOT -- I GOT KIDS, 1420 01:04:36,379 --> 01:04:38,103 AND IF YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH THAT, 1421 01:04:38,137 --> 01:04:40,413 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME, OKAY? 1422 01:04:40,448 --> 01:04:42,655 LIKE ONE SWING, AND YOU'RE A MURDERER. 1423 01:04:42,689 --> 01:04:45,034 PLEASE THINK. 1424 01:04:45,068 --> 01:04:47,413 -GIVE ME THE FUCKING DRIVES! 1425 01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:50,655 -OW! 1426 01:04:50,689 --> 01:04:52,034 [ Crying ] FUCK! 1427 01:04:52,068 --> 01:04:53,655 -DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1428 01:04:53,689 --> 01:04:57,275 -YEAH. MIKE LOSING HIS TEMPER. HOW ORIGINAL. 1429 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:58,965 OKAY, CAN YOU CUM ALREADY? 1430 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,413 -HEY, I ALREADY CAME TWICE TODAY. 1431 01:05:01,448 --> 01:05:03,793 -OH! YES! 1432 01:05:03,827 --> 01:05:06,965 -YOU WANT TO LIVE, MOTHERFUCKER? BE NICE. 1433 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,034 I'M GONNA TIE YOUR FEET, 1434 01:05:09,068 --> 01:05:12,655 AND IF YOU MOVE, I'LL BLOW YOUR NUTS OFF. 1435 01:05:14,482 --> 01:05:15,931 [ TAPE CRACKLING ] 1436 01:05:23,379 --> 01:05:24,965 OKAY. 1437 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,862 YOU CAN GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, OR I CAN JUST PUSH YOU DOWN. 1438 01:05:27,896 --> 01:05:29,103 YOUR CHOICE. 1439 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:32,793 -[ GROANING ] 1440 01:05:32,827 --> 01:05:35,827 NO! [ GRUNTS ] 1441 01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:38,931 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH. 1442 01:05:38,965 --> 01:05:42,000 [ GROANING ] 1443 01:05:52,344 --> 01:05:54,275 [ DOORKNOB CLATTERING ] 1444 01:06:00,172 --> 01:06:01,517 -KRIS, WHAT THE FUCK? 1445 01:06:01,551 --> 01:06:04,482 -SORRY, JUST HAD TO PUT IN A NEW BATTERY. RELAX. 1446 01:06:04,517 --> 01:06:06,103 -WELL, I GOT TO BE OUT OF HERE BY 8:00. 1447 01:06:06,137 --> 01:06:08,931 THE SITTER'S GONNA LEAVE THE KIDS. 1448 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:12,034 -OKAY. AND GO FOR IT. 1449 01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:13,862 -MM. YEAH. 1450 01:06:13,896 --> 01:06:15,068 -YEAH. 1451 01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:17,000 -YEAH. UH-HUH. 1452 01:06:17,034 --> 01:06:18,172 [ MOANING ] 1453 01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:20,206 -YEAH. 1454 01:06:20,241 --> 01:06:21,931 I'M ABOUT TO GO. 1455 01:06:21,965 --> 01:06:24,482 PLEASE -- PLEASE DON'T LOOK SO BORED. 1456 01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:27,586 -I-I THOUGHT YOU WENT HOME. 1457 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,965 -I WANTED TO STAY AND WATCH. 1458 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:33,758 -WHOA! WHOA! -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1459 01:06:33,793 --> 01:06:36,310 -HEY, LEAVE IT OP-- BRING IT BACK UP. 1460 01:06:36,344 --> 01:06:37,586 LEAVE IT ON. 1461 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:38,689 -DAVE, BE COOL, MAN. 1462 01:06:38,724 --> 01:06:40,103 -I'M NOT GONNA KILL ANYBODY. 1463 01:06:40,137 --> 01:06:41,931 I'M NOT GONNA KILL ANYBODY. 1464 01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:44,448 I JUST WANT THE FILM -- THE DRIVES, THE DRIVE. 1465 01:06:44,482 --> 01:06:46,000 YOU KEEP FILMING. 1466 01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:48,724 I WANT THAT CAMERA IN YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN'T TRY ANYTHING. 1467 01:06:48,758 --> 01:06:50,793 -JOSH, DON'T MOVE. 1468 01:06:50,827 --> 01:06:54,655 -YEAH, JOSH. DON'T MOVE. 1469 01:06:54,689 --> 01:06:55,931 I WANT THE DRIVES! 1470 01:06:55,965 --> 01:06:59,103 -I-I CAN HOLD THE CAMERA, OR I CAN GET THE DRIVES. 1471 01:06:59,137 --> 01:07:00,448 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1472 01:07:04,068 --> 01:07:05,793 -OKAY, OKAY. 1473 01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:07,000 THERE'S A BAG OF ROPE IN THE GARAGE. 1474 01:07:07,034 --> 01:07:09,793 I SAW IT. AND YOU GO GET IT. 1475 01:07:09,827 --> 01:07:11,586 AND IF YOU'RE NOT BACK HERE IN 30 SECONDS, 1476 01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:13,482 I'LL BLOW THEIR FUCKING BRAINS OUT! 1477 01:07:13,517 --> 01:07:15,758 -HEY, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT THAT FAST. 1478 01:07:15,793 --> 01:07:18,379 -IF I THINK YOU'RE USING THE PHONE, I'LL SHOOT THEM. 1479 01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:19,620 -I WON'T. 1480 01:07:19,655 --> 01:07:21,000 -ASH, JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS. 1481 01:07:21,034 --> 01:07:22,172 -GO! 1482 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,758 -OKAY. JESUS. 1483 01:07:23,793 --> 01:07:25,620 -BACK UP! BACK UP! 1484 01:07:25,655 --> 01:07:26,965 SIT DOWN. 1485 01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:41,172 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1486 01:07:41,206 --> 01:07:43,551 [ DOOR ALARM BEEPING ] 1487 01:08:12,931 --> 01:08:15,655 PUT A ROBE ON. GIVE ME THAT. 1488 01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:20,413 NOW YOU TIE HER -- 1489 01:08:20,448 --> 01:08:24,034 PUT THE GODDAMN CAMERA DOWN AND TIE HER UP! 1490 01:08:24,068 --> 01:08:25,482 AND THEN YOU TIE HIM UP, 1491 01:08:25,517 --> 01:08:29,000 AND THEN YOU AND ME HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO DO. 1492 01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:36,482 -WHERE'S MIKE? 1493 01:08:36,517 --> 01:08:38,000 -BUSY. 1494 01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,206 -IS HE DEAD? 1495 01:08:39,241 --> 01:08:41,034 -I DON'T KNOW. 1496 01:08:41,068 --> 01:08:42,034 -DUDE, IF YOU HURT HIM, 1497 01:08:42,068 --> 01:08:43,620 WE GOT TO CALL AN AMBULANCE, MAN. 1498 01:08:43,655 --> 01:08:45,241 THIS IS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, OKAY? 1499 01:08:45,275 --> 01:08:47,482 THEY'RE GONNA CATCH YOU. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN PRISON. 1500 01:08:47,517 --> 01:08:48,517 PUT THE GUN DOWN. 1501 01:08:48,551 --> 01:08:49,620 -I WANT THE DRIVES. 1502 01:08:49,655 --> 01:08:51,551 NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. 1503 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,379 -OKAY. 1504 01:08:53,413 --> 01:08:55,689 I'M GONNA GET A SCREWDRIVER. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 1505 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:07,068 LOOK, IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CAN'T FREAK OUT. 1506 01:09:07,103 --> 01:09:08,517 -WHAT? 1507 01:09:08,551 --> 01:09:11,275 -THE FOOTAGE ISN'T JUST HERE. 1508 01:09:11,310 --> 01:09:14,931 WE'VE BEEN SENDING IT BACK TO THE OFFICE BY WI-FI. 1509 01:09:14,965 --> 01:09:19,413 -THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT. 1510 01:09:19,448 --> 01:09:21,000 -YOU GOT TO TURN YOURSELF IN! 1511 01:09:21,034 --> 01:09:23,620 AND IF MIKE'S HURT, WE GOT TO CALL AN AMBULANCE! 1512 01:09:23,655 --> 01:09:26,034 -NO, NO. YOU'RE FUCKING LYING! 1513 01:09:26,068 --> 01:09:28,724 -IT'S TRUE! -YOU THINK I'M STUPID?! 1514 01:09:28,758 --> 01:09:31,206 MY MOM HAS WI-FI. IT SUCKS! 1515 01:09:31,241 --> 01:09:33,551 THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE SENDING ALL THIS ANYWHERE! 1516 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,068 I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. 1517 01:09:35,103 --> 01:09:38,482 -OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I'LL DESTROY THE FOOTAGE, AND YOU CAN RUN. 1518 01:09:38,517 --> 01:09:39,586 -STOP TALKING. 1519 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:41,862 -YOU'RE NOT A KILLER. 1520 01:09:41,896 --> 01:09:43,896 -MIKE PULLED THE GUN ON ME. 1521 01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:47,448 HOW DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T... HIT HIM IN SELF-DEFENSE? 1522 01:09:47,482 --> 01:09:50,000 -YOU'D NEVER KILL ANYBODY ON PURPOSE. 1523 01:09:50,034 --> 01:09:51,413 Y-YOU'RE NOT A MURDERER. 1524 01:09:51,448 --> 01:09:52,655 -OH, YEAH. 1525 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:54,931 YEAH, YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING PUSSY. 1526 01:09:54,965 --> 01:09:57,172 YEAH, YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT! 1527 01:09:57,206 --> 01:09:59,379 -NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE A FAGGOT. 1528 01:09:59,413 --> 01:10:02,379 -YEAH? YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I'M MADE OF? 1529 01:10:02,413 --> 01:10:04,448 [ GUNSHOT ] 1530 01:10:18,379 --> 01:10:20,344 HEY, HEY! 1531 01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:22,034 DON'T MOVE. 1532 01:10:22,068 --> 01:10:24,586 I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 1533 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:26,827 I JUST WANT THE DRIVES. 1534 01:10:26,862 --> 01:10:28,034 -ALL RIGHT. 1535 01:10:28,068 --> 01:10:30,275 -BACK INSIDE. 1536 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:31,620 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1537 01:10:31,655 --> 01:10:34,206 -INSIDE! 1538 01:10:43,344 --> 01:10:45,931 [ GUNSHOT, SHELL CASING CLATTERS ] 1539 01:10:51,586 --> 01:10:54,137 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1540 01:10:58,344 --> 01:11:00,827 -MAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. YOU COULD JUST -- 1541 01:11:00,862 --> 01:11:02,103 -SHUT UP. 1542 01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:03,586 -MY BMW IS IN THE DRIVEWAY. TAKE IT. 1543 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:04,793 -I WILL. 1544 01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:07,103 -KEYS ARE UNDER THE SEAT. 1545 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:12,137 -DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1546 01:11:12,172 --> 01:11:16,586 -I'M GONNA BE THE LUCKY BASTARD. 1547 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,310 -PEOPLE WILL HEAR THE GUNSHOTS, MAN. 1548 01:11:18,344 --> 01:11:21,068 -NOBODY CARES! 1549 01:11:21,103 --> 01:11:25,034 THEY PROBABLY THINK WE'RE JUST FILMING A MOVIE. 1550 01:11:25,068 --> 01:11:26,689 -I HAVE TWO KIDS. 1551 01:11:26,724 --> 01:11:29,448 THEIR NAMES ARE JORDAN AND REBECCA, AND I -- 1552 01:11:29,482 --> 01:11:32,000 -I REMEMBER THEIR NAMES, ASHLEY. 1553 01:11:36,896 --> 01:11:38,965 [ SMOOCHES, CHUCKLES ] 1554 01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:41,482 -OH, MY GOD. 1555 01:11:41,517 --> 01:11:43,103 PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. 1556 01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:44,448 PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! 1557 01:11:44,482 --> 01:11:46,551 WAIT! LISTEN! I-I GOT CASH! 1558 01:11:46,586 --> 01:11:48,275 I CAN GET YOU CASH! -STOP LYING! 1559 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:49,896 -YOU CAN ESCAPE! I'LL HELP YOU! 1560 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:52,551 WE CAN GO TO MEXICO! 1561 01:11:52,586 --> 01:11:53,758 -HOW? 1562 01:11:53,793 --> 01:11:55,068 -WE'LL DRIVE THERE. 1563 01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:56,689 WE'LL BE THERE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 1564 01:11:56,724 --> 01:11:58,310 -I DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT. -YOU DON'T NEED ONE. 1565 01:11:58,344 --> 01:12:01,379 THEY DON'T CHECK ON THE WAY IN. 1566 01:12:01,413 --> 01:12:02,551 -YOU'RE LYING. 1567 01:12:02,586 --> 01:12:04,206 -OH, NO. NO. 1568 01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:06,586 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO. I'LL HIDE YOU IN MY TRUNK. 1569 01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:08,034 I SWEAR TO GOD! 1570 01:12:08,068 --> 01:12:10,482 I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THEY DON'T CHECK TRUNKS ON THE WAY IN! 1571 01:12:12,034 --> 01:12:16,034 -WHAT WOULD I DO IN MEXICO? 1572 01:12:16,068 --> 01:12:17,827 I SAID WHAT WOULD I DO IN MEXICO! 1573 01:12:17,862 --> 01:12:19,103 -I DON'T KNOW! 1574 01:12:19,137 --> 01:12:22,034 EAT MEXICAN FOOD! PLEASE BE CAREFUL! PLEASE! 1575 01:12:22,068 --> 01:12:23,448 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1576 01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:32,724 -I'M GONNA WATCH THE MONITORS. 1577 01:12:32,758 --> 01:12:36,413 AND I CAN BE BACK FASTER THAN YOU CAN GET UNTIED. 1578 01:12:36,448 --> 01:12:38,896 DON'T TRY IT! 1579 01:12:41,379 --> 01:12:42,793 -[ CRYING ] 1580 01:12:44,517 --> 01:12:46,620 -JOSH, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. 1581 01:12:46,655 --> 01:12:48,344 -[ GROANING ] 1582 01:12:48,379 --> 01:12:50,517 -THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1583 01:12:50,551 --> 01:12:52,206 CAREFUL. 1584 01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:56,586 CAREFUL. 1585 01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:58,482 YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL OVER. 1586 01:12:58,517 --> 01:13:00,724 YOU MIGHT GET HURT. 1587 01:13:00,758 --> 01:13:03,034 WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID? 1588 01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:05,344 "WE'RE NOT LAUGHING AT YOU -- 1589 01:13:05,379 --> 01:13:09,310 WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU"? 1590 01:13:09,344 --> 01:13:10,931 OKAY. 1591 01:13:10,965 --> 01:13:14,137 OKAY. I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU. 1592 01:13:15,413 --> 01:13:17,931 -[ SCREAMING ] 1593 01:13:19,551 --> 01:13:21,068 -OH, FUCK. 1594 01:13:21,103 --> 01:13:22,620 I'M SORRY, MAN. 1595 01:13:22,655 --> 01:13:24,827 FORGOT THE VASELINE. 1596 01:13:24,862 --> 01:13:27,724 WHAT DID YOU SAY IN THE PARKING LOT, HMM? 1597 01:13:27,758 --> 01:13:30,137 I HEARD YOU. 1598 01:13:30,172 --> 01:13:33,000 I'M "A FUCKING NIGHTMARE." 1599 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:36,310 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1600 01:13:36,344 --> 01:13:38,137 -[ GRUNTING ] 1601 01:13:38,172 --> 01:13:42,689 [ SCREAMING ] 1602 01:13:45,068 --> 01:13:46,448 [ CRYING ] 1603 01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:50,379 -YOU WERE GONNA GIVE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS... 1604 01:13:50,413 --> 01:13:51,827 OUT OF PITY. 1605 01:13:51,862 --> 01:13:54,827 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 1606 01:13:54,862 --> 01:13:58,241 -[ Sobbing ] I MEANT... 1607 01:13:58,275 --> 01:14:01,517 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1608 01:14:01,551 --> 01:14:04,310 ANYTHING. 1609 01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:06,413 -"THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN." 1610 01:14:06,448 --> 01:14:08,275 -WHAT? 1611 01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:10,724 -THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 1612 01:14:10,758 --> 01:14:16,655 I WAS GOLDEN WHEN I APOLOGIZED TO ASHLEY. 1613 01:14:16,689 --> 01:14:18,000 -'CAUSE IF YOU -- 1614 01:14:18,034 --> 01:14:20,103 -NOW YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME. 1615 01:14:20,137 --> 01:14:22,034 -IF YOU WANT MONEY... 1616 01:14:22,068 --> 01:14:24,689 [ GAGGING ] 1617 01:14:24,724 --> 01:14:27,241 ...TAKE ME TO A CASH MACHINE. 1618 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:32,275 -I APOLOGIZED. 1619 01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:34,379 NOW YOUR TURN. 1620 01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:39,862 -I'M S... 1621 01:14:39,896 --> 01:14:41,448 I'M SORRY. 1622 01:14:41,482 --> 01:14:43,586 I'M SORRY... 1623 01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:46,793 FOR HOW IT TURNED OUT. 1624 01:14:46,827 --> 01:14:51,068 I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID. 1625 01:14:51,103 --> 01:14:54,068 [ Sobbing ] I'M SORRY. 1626 01:14:54,103 --> 01:14:55,655 I'M SORRY. 1627 01:14:55,689 --> 01:14:59,724 -I REMEMBER SOMETHING MY FATHER ALWAYS SAID... 1628 01:14:59,758 --> 01:15:02,689 "WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG, 1629 01:15:02,724 --> 01:15:04,137 SORRY..." 1630 01:15:04,172 --> 01:15:05,344 -AAH! 1631 01:15:05,379 --> 01:15:07,000 -..."IS NEVER ENOUGH." 1632 01:15:07,034 --> 01:15:09,241 -[ CRYING ] 1633 01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:12,206 [ GUNSHOT, SHELL CASINGS CLATTER ] 1634 01:15:33,551 --> 01:15:36,724 -PLEASE, MAN! PLEASE DON'T! PLEASE! 1635 01:15:36,758 --> 01:15:37,931 [ CRYING ] 1636 01:15:37,965 --> 01:15:41,103 PLEASE, MAN! DON'T! 1637 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,517 DON'T, MAN. 1638 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,413 -HOW MANY GIRLS YOU FUCKED? 1639 01:15:50,448 --> 01:15:54,793 -I DON'T KNOW. HUNDREDS. 1640 01:15:54,827 --> 01:15:56,482 -IS IT FUN? 1641 01:15:56,517 --> 01:15:58,241 -SOMETIMES. 1642 01:16:01,448 --> 01:16:03,655 -HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU? 1643 01:16:03,689 --> 01:16:06,000 -TODAY, UM, FOUR. 1644 01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,724 -$4,000? 1645 01:16:07,758 --> 01:16:09,379 -$400. 1646 01:16:09,413 --> 01:16:12,310 -WHAT DO THEY USUALLY PAY? 1647 01:16:12,344 --> 01:16:13,689 -UM, AROUND THAT MUCH. 1648 01:16:13,724 --> 01:16:15,758 IT DEPENDS. THE GIRLS MAKE MORE. 1649 01:16:15,793 --> 01:16:17,862 -WHY'D YOU GO INTO PORN? 1650 01:16:17,896 --> 01:16:19,206 -UH, I DON'T KNOW. 1651 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:21,758 I WAS AN UNEMPLOYED ACTOR, AND I WATCHED A LOT OF PORN. 1652 01:16:21,793 --> 01:16:25,000 D-DO YOU WANT TO GET INTO PORN? 1653 01:16:25,034 --> 01:16:28,586 -I HEAR YOU GUYS ARE FAGS. 1654 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:30,655 -WHAT? NO. 1655 01:16:30,689 --> 01:16:32,620 -YOU'LL FUCK DUDES IF THEY PAY YOU ENOUGH. 1656 01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:34,172 -I DON'T. 1657 01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:38,689 -YOU EVER FUCK A DUDE? 1658 01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:40,034 -NO. 1659 01:16:40,068 --> 01:16:43,034 I-I KNOW GUYS WHO HAVE, BUT I DON'T. 1660 01:16:43,068 --> 01:16:45,344 IT'S N-NOTHING PERSONAL. 1661 01:16:45,379 --> 01:16:47,068 -PERSONAL? 1662 01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,482 WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY PERSONAL? 1663 01:16:48,517 --> 01:16:49,758 -WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1664 01:16:49,793 --> 01:16:51,172 -YOU THINK I'M A FAG?! -NO! NO! 1665 01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:53,896 I SWEAR TO GOD THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW! 1666 01:16:57,068 --> 01:16:59,793 -HOW MUCH WOULD THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TO FUCK A GUY? 1667 01:16:59,827 --> 01:17:02,034 -I DON'T KNOW. 1668 01:17:02,068 --> 01:17:03,379 -A THOUSAND? 1669 01:17:03,413 --> 01:17:05,103 -SURE. -[ Laughing ] REALLY? 1670 01:17:05,137 --> 01:17:06,517 -YEAH. WHATEVER. 1671 01:17:06,551 --> 01:17:07,931 -$500? 1672 01:17:07,965 --> 01:17:12,448 -I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET INTO AN ARGUMENT RIGHT NOW. 1673 01:17:12,482 --> 01:17:14,586 -YOU COULD GET IT UP FOR A GUY? 1674 01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:16,000 -YEAH. 1675 01:17:16,034 --> 01:17:17,517 -REALLY? 1676 01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:19,482 -YEAH. 1677 01:17:19,517 --> 01:17:21,896 -HOW? 1678 01:17:21,931 --> 01:17:24,517 -YOU JUST -- YOU PRETEND IT'S A GIRL. 1679 01:17:24,551 --> 01:17:28,206 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT IS. YOU... 1680 01:17:28,241 --> 01:17:31,793 ALWAYS JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAY. 1681 01:17:31,827 --> 01:17:33,310 -REALLY? 1682 01:17:33,344 --> 01:17:37,551 -YEAH. YOU ALWAYS HAVE SEX IN YOUR HEAD. 1683 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:40,517 -HOW? 1684 01:17:40,551 --> 01:17:45,758 -OKAY. UM...A LOT OF THESE GIRLS I WORK WITH 1685 01:17:45,793 --> 01:17:48,827 ARE JUST FUCKING CRAZY DRUG ADDICTS, OKAY? 1686 01:17:48,862 --> 01:17:51,000 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE OUT IN 40-DEGREE WEATHER 1687 01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:52,551 WITH SOME CHICK YOU CAN'T STAND 1688 01:17:52,586 --> 01:17:55,137 AND FOUR OTHER DUDES WITH THEIR COCKS IN YOUR FACE, 1689 01:17:55,172 --> 01:17:56,862 AND YOU JUST -- YOU JUST TUNE IT OUT 1690 01:17:56,896 --> 01:17:58,103 AND YOU DO IT IN YOUR HEAD. 1691 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,689 -YOU COULD CUM RIGHT NOW? 1692 01:18:03,724 --> 01:18:05,758 -I DON'T KNOW. 1693 01:18:05,793 --> 01:18:07,586 IT'S NOT EVEN MY ADVICE. 1694 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:10,931 IT WAS SOME GUY I KNEW WHEN I FIRST STARTED. 1695 01:18:10,965 --> 01:18:13,103 HE -- HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. 1696 01:18:15,517 --> 01:18:18,241 -DO IT RIGHT NOW. JERK OFF. 1697 01:18:20,517 --> 01:18:23,379 -DUDE, I JUST POPPED LIKE RIGHT BEFORE I GOT HERE. 1698 01:18:23,413 --> 01:18:24,793 -IF YOU CAN CUM, I'LL LET YOU LIVE. 1699 01:18:24,827 --> 01:18:28,862 -OKAY, LET ME TRY. 1700 01:18:28,896 --> 01:18:30,655 -GO FOR IT. 1701 01:18:30,689 --> 01:18:32,482 -I'M TIED UP. I NEED MY HANDS. 1702 01:18:32,517 --> 01:18:34,000 -DO IT IN YOUR HEAD. 1703 01:18:34,034 --> 01:18:35,896 -I GOT TO STROKE IT, DUDE. 1704 01:18:35,931 --> 01:18:39,310 I-I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU. JUST GIVE ME ONE HAND. 1705 01:18:54,241 --> 01:18:55,965 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 1706 01:19:05,655 --> 01:19:07,310 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 1707 01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,379 OH, YEAH. 1708 01:19:12,413 --> 01:19:14,655 I GOT IT. 1709 01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:16,517 YEAH. 1710 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:18,275 [ MOANS ] 1711 01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:19,724 YEAH. 1712 01:19:19,758 --> 01:19:20,965 -JOSH! JOSH! 1713 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,965 -NO! I DID WHAT YOU SAID! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! 1714 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,689 I JUST DID WHAT YOU SAID! 1715 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,068 -[ GASPING LIGHTLY ] 1716 01:19:57,551 --> 01:19:59,931 [ BREATHING RAGGEDLY ] 1717 01:20:07,137 --> 01:20:10,586 -YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1718 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:11,931 -[ SPITS ] 1719 01:20:11,965 --> 01:20:14,068 FUCKING SICK! 1720 01:20:14,103 --> 01:20:16,862 -THEY MADE ME DO THIS. 1721 01:20:16,896 --> 01:20:18,655 -NOBODY MADE YOU DO ANYTHING. 1722 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:22,310 -THEY MADE ME THE LUCKY BASTARD, AND THEN THEY TOOK IT AWAY! 1723 01:20:22,344 --> 01:20:24,758 -YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT! 1724 01:20:24,793 --> 01:20:27,758 -NO! IT'S YOUR FAULT! 1725 01:20:27,793 --> 01:20:32,137 YOU WOULDN'T DO THE SCENE WITH ME. 1726 01:20:32,172 --> 01:20:35,103 -'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING CRAZY. 1727 01:20:35,137 --> 01:20:36,862 [ PANTING ] 1728 01:20:36,896 --> 01:20:41,241 GEE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 1729 01:20:41,275 --> 01:20:44,103 -YOU'LL DO THE SCENE NOW, WON'T YOU? 1730 01:20:46,068 --> 01:20:47,931 -YEAH. YES. 1731 01:20:47,965 --> 01:20:49,275 -NO. 1732 01:20:49,310 --> 01:20:53,034 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. YOU BLEW IT. 1733 01:20:53,068 --> 01:20:57,965 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT, AND YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! 1734 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,724 -I'M SORRY. 1735 01:21:08,758 --> 01:21:10,965 -YOU DON'T RESPECT ME. 1736 01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,586 YOU JUST RESPECT THE GUN. 1737 01:21:18,931 --> 01:21:21,172 -OKAY. 1738 01:21:21,206 --> 01:21:23,000 TOSS IT AWAY, THEN. 1739 01:21:25,413 --> 01:21:29,137 -THE GUN DIDN'T DO THIS. 1740 01:21:29,172 --> 01:21:31,551 I DID THIS. 1741 01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:40,379 THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. 1742 01:21:40,413 --> 01:21:43,896 THEY MADE FUN OF ME... 1743 01:21:43,931 --> 01:21:46,448 HUMILIATED ME. 1744 01:21:49,931 --> 01:21:52,206 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1745 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:57,172 SHIT. 1746 01:21:57,206 --> 01:21:58,827 -THE REAL-ESTATE AGENT. 1747 01:21:58,862 --> 01:22:00,931 -IT'S NOT HER. 1748 01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:05,448 -[ GASPS LIGHTLY ] 1749 01:22:08,965 --> 01:22:10,655 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1750 01:22:18,896 --> 01:22:22,758 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1751 01:22:22,793 --> 01:22:26,034 -MIKE? KRIS? 1752 01:22:28,034 --> 01:22:30,655 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1753 01:23:10,689 --> 01:23:11,862 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 1754 01:23:11,896 --> 01:23:13,620 WELL, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 1755 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:16,724 -THEY ALL WENT OUT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 1756 01:23:16,758 --> 01:23:18,000 I WASN'T HUNGRY. 1757 01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:19,413 -OH. 1758 01:23:19,448 --> 01:23:22,034 WELL, YOU GUYS GOT TO BE OUT OF HERE IN A HALF AN HOUR. 1759 01:23:22,068 --> 01:23:24,034 I MEAN, MIKE DOESN'T LIKE PAYING FOR... 1760 01:23:24,068 --> 01:23:28,344 -DOESN'T LIKE PAYING FOR WHAT? 1761 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:33,482 -THE HOUSE WHEN NOBODY'S USING IT. 1762 01:23:33,517 --> 01:23:35,689 WHEN THEY COME BACK, TELL THEM THAT I STOPPED BY. 1763 01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:37,034 I'LL SEE YOU. -CASEY? 1764 01:23:41,137 --> 01:23:45,103 -I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 1765 01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:47,965 -I WISH YOU HADN'T COME BACK. 1766 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,758 -I TOLD MIKE NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. 1767 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,000 -YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID. 1768 01:23:55,655 --> 01:23:58,379 -WHATEVER'S HAPPENING HERE, 1769 01:23:58,413 --> 01:24:03,517 [ Voice breaking ] I'M JUST GONNA GO AND PRETEND IT'S NOT. 1770 01:24:03,551 --> 01:24:04,689 -CASEY, DON'T! 1771 01:24:04,724 --> 01:24:06,379 [ GUNSHOT ] 1772 01:24:07,517 --> 01:24:09,206 [ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 1773 01:24:22,758 --> 01:24:25,379 -[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ] 1774 01:24:32,724 --> 01:24:36,413 -I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GUNSHOT. 1775 01:24:36,448 --> 01:24:38,724 -WELL, IT WASN'T A CAR BACKFIRING. 1776 01:24:38,758 --> 01:24:40,310 -IT COULD HAVE BEEN. 1777 01:24:40,344 --> 01:24:42,482 -I'M NOT STUPID. 1778 01:24:42,517 --> 01:24:45,172 -THEN WHY ARE YOU A PORN STAR? 1779 01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:47,965 -WELL, WE CAN START WITH FOOD AND RENT 1780 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,068 AND SCHOOL CLOTHES FOR MY KIDS. 1781 01:24:50,103 --> 01:24:52,275 -I USED TO JERK OFF TO YOU. 1782 01:24:52,310 --> 01:24:55,724 I SAW THE ONE WHERE THE GUYS DID THE BUKKAKE ON YOUR FACE. 1783 01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,517 -IT'S JUST A JOB. 1784 01:24:57,551 --> 01:25:03,344 -YOU DIDN'T MIND WHEN FIVE GUYS JERKED OFF ALL OVER YOUR FACE? 1785 01:25:03,379 --> 01:25:06,310 -NO. 1786 01:25:06,344 --> 01:25:09,965 -'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE. 1787 01:25:12,896 --> 01:25:16,103 -IT'S JUST SEX, DAVE. 1788 01:25:16,137 --> 01:25:19,482 I LIKE SEX, AND I LIKE MONEY. 1789 01:25:23,379 --> 01:25:26,034 -WHAT IF I JERKED OFF ON YOUR FACE? 1790 01:25:26,068 --> 01:25:28,068 -AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET IT IN MY EYES. 1791 01:25:28,103 --> 01:25:30,206 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1792 01:25:30,241 --> 01:25:31,689 THAT'S A RULE? 1793 01:25:31,724 --> 01:25:35,241 -MM-HMM. 1794 01:25:35,275 --> 01:25:38,034 -WHAT OTHER RULES DO YOU HAVE? 1795 01:25:38,068 --> 01:25:40,310 -NO ANAL AND NO D.P. 1796 01:25:40,344 --> 01:25:43,241 -NO AMATEURS? 1797 01:25:43,275 --> 01:25:45,241 -BROKE THAT RULE. 1798 01:25:45,275 --> 01:25:47,310 NOW LOOK AT ME. -[ SCOFFS ] 1799 01:25:47,344 --> 01:25:50,862 WHAT ARE YOUR KIDS GONNA THINK WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT YOU DID? 1800 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,931 -[ Voice breaking ] THEY'LL THINK 1801 01:25:52,965 --> 01:25:55,275 THAT THEY HAD A MOTHER WHO LOVED THEM. 1802 01:25:57,379 --> 01:25:58,379 [ GASPING ] 1803 01:26:16,724 --> 01:26:19,655 YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 1804 01:26:19,689 --> 01:26:22,862 -I'M NOT A RAPIST. 1805 01:26:22,896 --> 01:26:27,103 -IT'S NOT RAPE IF I LET YOU. 1806 01:26:27,137 --> 01:26:30,275 YOU WANT TO DO THE SCENE, RIGHT? 1807 01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:33,620 THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT ALL THESE CAMERAS ON. 1808 01:26:35,413 --> 01:26:38,758 -GOD, YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT. 1809 01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:40,310 YEAH. 1810 01:26:40,344 --> 01:26:43,793 -MY PUSSY'S SO CLOSE TO YOU. 1811 01:26:43,827 --> 01:26:45,310 -[ MOANS ] 1812 01:26:45,344 --> 01:26:47,034 -ARE YOU GETTING HARD? 1813 01:26:47,068 --> 01:26:49,413 ARE YOU GETTING HARD? 1814 01:26:49,448 --> 01:26:50,862 -OH, YEAH. 1815 01:26:50,896 --> 01:26:52,103 -YEAH? 1816 01:26:52,137 --> 01:26:53,517 -YEAH. 1817 01:26:53,551 --> 01:26:55,620 -DO YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR HARD COCK 1818 01:26:55,655 --> 01:26:57,379 IN MY TIGHT, LITTLE PUSSY? 1819 01:26:57,413 --> 01:26:58,620 -[ MOANS ] 1820 01:26:58,655 --> 01:27:00,379 -YEAH. -YEAH. 1821 01:27:00,413 --> 01:27:01,965 YEAH. 1822 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,448 -THEN DO IT. 1823 01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:12,137 -ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO UNTYING YOU? 1824 01:27:12,172 --> 01:27:16,137 -YOU KEEP ME TIED UP, THEN IT'S RAPE. 1825 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:23,000 LET ME FINISH THIS SCENE THE RIGHT WAY. 1826 01:27:25,862 --> 01:27:27,206 COME ON, BABY. 1827 01:27:27,241 --> 01:27:30,344 I JUST -- I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME. 1828 01:27:34,655 --> 01:27:35,862 -[ MOANS ] 1829 01:27:35,896 --> 01:27:37,620 -LET'S DO IT. 1830 01:27:37,655 --> 01:27:39,413 UNTIE ME. 1831 01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,793 I MEAN, IF YOU ARE GONNA KILL ME, 1832 01:27:46,827 --> 01:27:49,482 AT LEAST FUCK ME FIRST. 1833 01:27:49,517 --> 01:27:51,931 THERE YOU GO. 1834 01:27:51,965 --> 01:27:55,000 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1835 01:28:02,827 --> 01:28:04,896 -[ SHUDDERS ] 1836 01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:07,379 [ BOTH MOANING ] 1837 01:28:11,275 --> 01:28:12,517 -OH. IS IT IN? 1838 01:28:12,551 --> 01:28:13,724 -YEAH, CAN'T YOU FEEL IT? 1839 01:28:13,758 --> 01:28:16,655 -OH, GOD! YEAH! 1840 01:28:16,689 --> 01:28:18,482 -YEAH! 1841 01:28:18,517 --> 01:28:21,241 [ MOANING CONTINUES ] 1842 01:28:30,827 --> 01:28:32,896 -FUCK. 1843 01:28:32,931 --> 01:28:35,758 [ MOANING CONTINUES ] 1844 01:28:35,793 --> 01:28:37,793 IT'S ALL MESSY. 1845 01:28:37,827 --> 01:28:39,862 -AW, IT'S SEX. [ GIGGLES ] 1846 01:28:39,896 --> 01:28:41,034 -YEAH. 1847 01:28:41,068 --> 01:28:42,931 -LET ME CLEAN YOU UP, OKAY? 1848 01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:44,827 -I CAN DO IT. 1849 01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:47,379 -NO, I-I LOVE YOUR COCK. 1850 01:28:47,413 --> 01:28:50,793 I JUST -- I JUST -- CAN I SEE IT? 1851 01:28:50,827 --> 01:28:52,413 YEAH? 1852 01:28:52,448 --> 01:28:53,689 -IT'S ALL SENSITIVE. 1853 01:28:53,724 --> 01:28:55,068 -I KNOW. -I JUST CAME. 1854 01:28:55,103 --> 01:28:57,862 -I'LL BE GENTLE. IT'S OKAY. 1855 01:28:57,896 --> 01:29:00,172 YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 1856 01:29:00,206 --> 01:29:02,206 OHH, YEAH. 1857 01:29:02,241 --> 01:29:04,379 LET ME SEE. 1858 01:29:04,413 --> 01:29:07,034 OH, YEAH. 1859 01:29:07,068 --> 01:29:09,827 OHH! 1860 01:29:14,344 --> 01:29:15,344 ASHLEY! 1861 01:29:15,379 --> 01:29:17,482 [ GUNSHOTS, SHELL CASINGS RATTLE ] 1862 01:29:20,931 --> 01:29:23,000 -[ PANTING ] 1863 01:29:23,034 --> 01:29:26,275 [ SCREAMS ] 1864 01:29:29,517 --> 01:29:31,896 [ BREATHING RAPIDLY ] 1865 01:29:53,275 --> 01:29:55,827 [ GASPS LIGHTLY ] 1866 01:30:55,793 --> 01:30:58,931 [ BACH'S "JESU, JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING" PLAYS ]